Ladies, how would you react if you came home early one day to find your man blowing this up ? | Family

People & Family

No Notifications

Only logged in members can reply and interact with the post.
Join SimilarWorlds for FREE »

Ladies, how would you react if you came home early one day to find your man blowing this up ?

This is a truncated preview of the original post. Press here to view the full post.

Top | Newest First | Oldest First

4meAndyou · F

🤔🤔🤔 Hmmm. I'd look at him quizzically and ask, "What's the matter? The sheep not doing it for you anymore?" 😁😁😁

View 3 more replies »

sladejr · 56-60, M

@Thinkerbell Don't forget Scotland

sladejr · 56-60, M

I am a mutt with heritage from 3 infamously cheap sheep shagging tribes: Welch, Irish and Scottish 😱

Nimbus · M

@4meAndyou 😆

AbbeyRhode · F

View 1 more replies »

AbbeyRhode · F

@Nimbus Not in England. 😁

Houdini · 56-60, M

@AbbeyRhode lol 😂

PatKirby · M

@AbbeyRhode

Pop goes the weasel 🤪

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Why do sexdolls aways look the most suprised?

What do they thinks gunna happen?.. 🤔

Nimbus · M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout You tell me ;)

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Tell him if he’s so proud of that he can display on the front lawn. If not it might just develop a leak

Nimbus · M

@cherokeepatti lolol, 😆

Melissa501 · 36-40, F

I have a dildo so whats the difference

sladejr · 56-60, M

@Melissa501

Let's see it

brian29715 · 46-50, M

@Melissa501 Variety is good. Toys add excitement.

Nimbus · M

@Melissa501 Good point.

happygoluckygal · F

Ask him if he is hinting for a threesome? 😅

Nimbus · M

@happygoluckygal 😆

nedkelly · 61-69, M

I feel sorry for Smiler, the latex doll is still better looking than Mrs Smiler

Nimbus · M

@nedkelly No contest! :)

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Probably better than blowing a guy

Nimbus · M

@HoraceGreenley Possibly ;)

Flenflyys · 31-35, F

I’d be glad for the break

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Nimbus · M

@Flenflyys 👍

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@Nimbus

Sex robots are far better than blow-up plastic dolls = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cN8sJz50Ng

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@Diotrephes
I think she's pretty plastic

Diotrephes · 70-79, M

@HoraceGreenley [quote]I think she's pretty plastic[/quote]
But she moves, talks, and smiles and doesn't get pregnant, cheat or argue.

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@Diotrephes
True but you might have to microwave her first. Things could be chilly

Gingerbreadspice · F

Get him the inflatable air pump.

Nimbus · M

@Gingerbreadspice Awwww, so caring and considerate ;)

PoetryNEmotion · F

My partners do not need a blow up doll. I am more than enough for one man. People who use dolls have trouble with relationships. They cannot get along nor understand people or they just find it easier to have sex with an inanimate object.

Nimbus · M

@PoetryNEmotion Good to hear.

calicuz · 51-55, M

Could be worse.

Nimbus · M

@calicuz Now there's a rhythm method ;)

Spectra · 26-30, F

Nimbus · M

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

2ndtimeguy · 61-69, M

Honey your much better at blowing things than me can you help me? Pleasee

Nimbus · M

@2ndtimeguy 👍

sladejr · 56-60, M

@2ndtimeguy if that was true you wouldn't need the doll

saragoodtimes · F

guys on SW buy them used on E-Bay. they prefer a girl with experience

sladejr · 56-60, M

[@saragoodtimes how often do you have to replace the tuna can inside to keep it real?

Nimbus · M

@saragoodtimes True, but not so much so on the smell of plastic and punctures.

AlchemyFox · 36-40, F

I'd assume it was a prank because they'd be getting plenty of sex.

Nimbus · M

@AlchemyFox Fair do's 👍

Handfull1 · 61-69, F

Thank God. Finally! 🥳😴

Nimbus · M

@Handfull1 😆 Relief uh? ;)

Handfull1 · 61-69, F

@Nimbus somedays! I just hope she cooks and cleans!

smiler2012 · 56-60

@Nimbus 😆already got one a fat thing nimby full of wind they call it mrts smiler lol

Nimbus · M

@smiler2012 Awwwww, enjoy 😛

This comment is hidden. Show Comment

Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M

🤔Get him a bicycle pump; a puncture repair kit and divorce papers ? 🤷

Nimbus · M

@Picklebobble2 At the very least.

MasterLee · 56-60, M

She'd be jealous it looks better than her.

Nimbus · M

@MasterLee 😛

Primnproper · 56-60, F

Id probably say " no lilos left then"? 😂

Nimbus · M

@Primnproper Must be a shortage ;)

Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F

Be insulted and disgusted

Nimbus · M

@Justmeraeagain Fair point.

Azlotto · M

My wife gave me one for Christmas.

DDaverde · 56-60, M

@Azlotto hahahah and it’s already
Broken!!

Nimbus · M

@Azlotto Spare us the details ;)

Azlotto · M

@Nimbus Lol...But I have pictures and several videos. 😉

badminton · 61-69, MVIP

Or...

Donotfolowme · 51-55, F

I will match the face with mine, if it doesn't.. we have a problem.

Nimbus · M

@Donotfolowme 😛

This comment is hidden. Show Comment

Nimbus · M

@tallpowerhouseblonde 👍

Add a comment...