nevergiveup · M
Expect to be let down and you wont feel so bad when you are
MarineBob · 56-60, M
Staph infection means stronger antibiotics,more cleaning and more bandages.
Cigarguy101 · M
That my resting heart rate is too high and they want to increase my meds
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
Lets see. We've learned that love has no boundaries and we've learned not to suffer in silence when theres someone standing in front of you, beside you and behind you ❤
@AngelUnforgiven I adore your replies💚
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
My daughter has grown another shoe size 👞 🤷♀
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SunshineGirl guess it’s shopping time
SunshineGirl · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard I'm waiting until the end of the school hols in case she decides to break any more teenage growth records 🤦♀
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@SunshineGirl idk what’s in the water these days that’s got them growing like that
mindstruggle · 31-35, F
I've learned that people don't give a shiiiiii
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YoMomma ·
@mindstruggle ☺🤗
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FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Take it easy for now
Matthew perry that played chandler in friends went to school with justin T the former prime minster of canada and beat him up in middle school hahah what a small world
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@TryingtoLava why’d he beat him up??
@ShepherdBard wikipedia didnt say
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@TryingtoLava so random lol
*sticks around to learn something*
Just because you can put your finger in something it doesn't make it a lady 🤔 Turns out it was a badger. I'm banned from the zoo 😟
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@UBotMate who let you out without supervision? 🤦♂
Straylight · 31-35, F
Huh?! Uh, um, forty… two?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight forty three, carry the 2
@Straylight thanks for all the fish
Straylight · 31-35, F
@TryingtoLava
🐁 “How will we make a show about the Question if we don’t know what it is?”
🐭 “We can make one up! Like… how many roads must a man travel before he can be called a man?”
🐁 “42! Brilliant!”
🐁 “How will we make a show about the Question if we don’t know what it is?”
🐭 “We can make one up! Like… how many roads must a man travel before he can be called a man?”
🐁 “42! Brilliant!”
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
That I don’t have to run faster than the bear, just faster than my hide-n-go-seek partner 😉
hunkalove · 70-79, M
That Bardy's mom cries a lot.
calicuz · 56-60, M
When they tell you not to Google something, one should listen. 😖
FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
@calicuz I distanced myself anything from Google. Even avoiding buying new tech these days that becomes a Joke now.
@calicuz rabit holes, rabit holes lol
@FreestyleArt I couldn't agree more!!
Onryo · 22-25, F
The average hobbit is 1 1/4 bards tall
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Onryo it’s at least the other way around 😒
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch that’s false
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard no it's not
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch yes it id
YoMomma ·
The continuation of bad habits
lostlissa · 36-40, F
Never ever get into an argument with someone who types faster than you.
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepeculiarpanda dang that’s judgmental even for a car
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@geoam1 17 - 9 = 8. Remember that
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tenente · 36-40, M

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Ferise1 · 46-50, M
That lm going to hell in 2032