What’s the most inconvenient time your body has betrayed you?

The instant I stepped into the Roman Colosseum for the fight to the death.

Actually, it did happen. I was walking across the parking lot to the apt. complex laundry room when my body just…stopped. I wasn’t dizzy or sick. Just … stopped. Immobilized. I just stood there for about 5 minutes until whatever it was quit it, walked to the laundry and sat down for about 15 min. When I went to the doctor, he said my magnesium was low. I took magnesium supplement and it never happened again.

Now, I bent down to unplug my tv to reboot it, internet was out for a few hours. That was 5 days ago. My left lower back has been killing me since. Sucks getting old.

I collapsed at work a combination of overwork and stress.

When I was pregnant. My body can't cope.

i don't blame my body .. it's just nature running its course .. i blame my brain mostly

Driving examination

Aside from a few premature ejaculations and inability to get an erection, the most memorable was in San Sebastian on leave when I pooped my pants while checking into a hotel. The clerk kept sniffing the air as he led me up the stairs to my room.

On a few occasions when I was younger I got too drunk to get it up.

When I'm trying to be cool, but then take a sip of drink but then get that violent coughing fit and spit out what was in my mouth on the person I was trying to impress

In a school exam 😞

In the bedroom.

It’s never convenient when there is betrayal.

Usually when hiking and my bowels turn to explosive shit.