Tell my kids I love them.

Medium rare please

I'm sorry.

I hope you're using green electricity for this...

However far away, I will always love you...

One close to my faith.

I'll be back.

Hopefully it never gets to that but my last sentence before dying would be something in Arabic which roughly translates to

“I bear witness that there is only one God, and I bear witness that Mohammed is his messenger”

Finally!!!!!

Why?!?!?

Thank you for doing what I never had the balls to do myself.

I am not paying the bill

It won’t be the first time I’ve been electrocuted but thank God it will be the last time.

Hey, do you think this thing will charge my phone too?

Feet are fantastic!

I hope this gives me super powers like it did to Ernest.

"Hey, Warden."
"What is it now? We've got to get this show on the road."
"I've just got one last request."
"What?"
"..."
"Out with it! What's your request?"
"Hold my hand?"

YAY,
My last chance to have a smoking hot body

"Once over lightly, please."

Honey, did you unplug the toaster?

It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.

The last meal was poison

The treasure is hidden in the.... *ZZZZZZ!!!!!*

..and sadness builds
to cloud my eyes
til hope it yields
and all but dies..

Dear Heavenly Father please forgive my sins amen 🙏🙏🙏

Releasing Epstein's list is NOT treason!

These charges are B*** S***

“killing is wrong!!!”