hunkalove · 70-79, M
I'm sorry.
Tell my kids I love them.
I hope you're using green electricity for this...
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
Medium rare please
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
One close to my faith.
d4effort · 31-35, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo “Tell them I never missed Fajr... except that one time during Ramadan 2023... the samosas were too strong.”
HijabaDabbaDoo · F
@d4effort got it in one
I'll be back.
HowtoDestroyAngels · 46-50, M
However far away, I will always love you...
IamBack · 31-35, M
Hopefully it never gets to that but my last sentence before dying would be something in Arabic which roughly translates to
“I bear witness that there is only one God, and I bear witness that Mohammed is his messenger”
“I bear witness that there is only one God, and I bear witness that Mohammed is his messenger”
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
@IamBack So, basically a total waste.
IamBack · 31-35, M
@LordShadowfire not sure where I asked for your opinion? 🤔
ToLivePeacefully · 31-35, M
Finally!!!!!
YoMomma ·
Why?!?!?
meJess · F
I am not paying the bill
Thank you for doing what I never had the balls to do myself.
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
It won’t be the first time I’ve been electrocuted but thank God it will be the last time.
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
Hey, do you think this thing will charge my phone too?
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
I hope this gives me super powers like it did to Ernest.
LordShadowfire · 46-50, M
"Hey, Warden."
"What is it now? We've got to get this show on the road."
"I've just got one last request."
"What?"
"..."
"Out with it! What's your request?"
"Hold my hand?"
"What is it now? We've got to get this show on the road."
"I've just got one last request."
"What?"
"..."
"Out with it! What's your request?"
"Hold my hand?"
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
Feet are fantastic!
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
"Once over lightly, please."
Bumbles · 51-55, M
Honey, did you unplug the toaster?
AllycatAD · 26-30
YAY,
My last chance to have a smoking hot body
My last chance to have a smoking hot body
AngelUnforgiven · 51-55, F
@AllycatAD omg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 girl!
Swoop62 · M
It wasn't me, it was the one armed man.
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
The last meal was poison
The treasure is hidden in the.... *ZZZZZZ!!!!!*
plungesponge · 41-45, M
This is a prank, right
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alongalone · M
..and sadness builds
to cloud my eyes
til hope it yields
and all but dies..
to cloud my eyes
til hope it yields
and all but dies..
Musicman · 61-69, M
Dear Heavenly Father please forgive my sins amen 🙏🙏🙏
Colormegone · 70-79, M
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Releasing Epstein's list is NOT treason!
These charges are B*** S***
These charges are B*** S***
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Ferise1 · 46-50, M
“killing is wrong!!!”