Hi, dear.

I'll be dressed as the emperor after he got his new clothes

Purple and pink tuxedo. I'm going as Bardy!

I’ll be Bob Ross and bring body paint and paint anyone who doesn’t come with a costume

I wanted my wife to wear her dominatrix costume from years ago, but she claims she can't find her whip.

I'm coming as a nudist.

My trusty Santa hat

I'll wear what I wore whwn my daughter was 5, my Minister of Evil costume.

My sweat shirt with the ravens on it

My Barbossa costume

Haven’t decided yet. What about you?

Just a pair of pants, and if anyone asks I will tell them I came in my pants

Tax collector 👨🏻‍💼

A shark costume

I’ll be in drag

Good cosstume

mashed potatoes…nothing better than a human zit!

Sorry can`t make it. I have to curl my toe knuckle hair

Can't decide 🤔 Birthday suit?

clothes...just, y'know, clothes

Just my pelt

A banana hamock and evil clown face paint.

Nothing… that should scare em

🤪

*clears throat" as a siucide bmober

Nothing but body paint

Nothing. I won't be attending any Halloween parties. No one has invited me.

All of you who said nothing are boring