everything lol even further than that lol

Remember that time America made Donald Trump President?

How embarrassing was that?

😝

I once laughed when a woman farted during sex. She got reeeeaaaalllly mad.

My friend fell at the bus station. Her bag used the centrifugal force. It was very funny. I'm pretty sure everyone on the bus station remember.

I remember many, but the part about “someday you’ll laugh about this,” is true.

it was freshman year during a band competition.. i went to check myself out in a car window and an old lady was sitting on the other side just watching. i had no idea she was there until the window rolled down lmao

My skirt fell off in Red Lobster parking lot. I walked to the door in my blouse and slip, unaware my skirt had absconded.

I got sacked from my job and then I wrote them a note and they asked me to go back. I cringed with that note. 6 years later I got fired again for good 😂.

10 years? I can`t remember what I did yesterday.

Hahaha I can promise Im consciously and actively trying NOT to remember

I can go back way farther than 10 years when I think of my greatest “misses”

I barely remember yesterday

That would hurt my brain to have to file through all those memories of ten years. IF I remembered it, then I wouldn't have to try to.

All of them. It’s the recent stuff that eludes me.

Lots. Where should i begin?

Bra shopping with my grandma in the mall and her accidentally exposing me to some random teenage boys.🙈 That memory is crystal clear in my mind and to this day I hate shopping for bras. I wanted to drop dead that day.

Take 2. Being at the Carnegie Museum of Natural History and trying to look at this exhibit, not realizing how close I was to the glass until this LOUD Dooooooongggg! Sound happens. Not an alarm, just my big shiny five head making contact with it 😭 everyone turned to look and laugh including this boy I was crushing on. It didn't stop me from going to that place though. I love museums, history and science.

The time during 2nd grade when the school had its "end of school year party".

My mom, younger sister, and I were moving to a different school district. We were only about 50 kids total in the school I was leaving, so everyone knew everyone.

Anyway

During the school party the headmaster made a speechon stage nad at one point mentioned that 2 of his students were leaving.
I went up on stage to make a speech 🤦
I didn't realise until the next day that it was only an honorable mention, not an invite to the stage 🙈

Nice try, I’m not reminding you ✋

It's always been s hundred years when I hear it, everything is remembered after only ten

When I was about 10 years old, I was riding my bike by myself. An airplane flew overhead, and I stopped pedaling and looked up. At first, I balanced perfectly, but then I fell over.

Thankfully, there were no witnesses to that one.

I do not remember what happened yesterday afternoon so "they" must be referring to me when they said "Nobody" :D