What's an embarrasing story from your professional life?

Not me but a coworker. We had a customer who was being a major PITA, looking for problems, watching over our shoulders as we unloaded and carried things into her house. The woman walked out of the room for a minute and the coworker says something to the effect that she "just needed a dick". Guess who had walked back in and was standing right behind him?

I was instant messaging my female boss and instead of typing "just a sec", I typed "just a sex" and then when I tried to correct myself I typed sex again. Each time I tried to correct myself I said sex. I happened like 6 times. Freudian slip? lol

I got to execute a joke on a co-worker.
I worked in a bay that had tools and she came and asked for a screwdriver 😃
I said certainly but I'm not a driver. I think she almost collapsed laughing, wouldn't dare do it today, or would I?

Years ago I was called to give a talk to a bunch of new employees at the corporate office complex. It was a new thing the company was trying - the CEO's idea for seasoned management to talk to new recruits. Anyway, I was to meet the CEO just inside the main office building, and never having been there before, I walked up the walkway and saw him standing there waiting. I hurried forward and walked right into a large glass door nearly knocking myself unconscious. Never did live that one down.

I hit myself in the head full force with a hammer😵😵😵😵😵

What did your customer say?

you know I looked up the words in norwegian and they don't sound that similar. hmm

I don't remember all the details, but I once double booked myself for two showings of two different houses.

Sorry it's not funnier.