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			ChrisOTK · 46-50, M			
		
		Blue apple 🙂
			
			
			
			
			
		How do my notifications get shut off on my posts so often 😡 Wasn’t ignoring everyone 🥺 
			
			
			
			
			
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			Bklynbadboy12 · 36-40, M			
		
		@MellyMel22  Its okay it happens
			
			
			
			
			
		
			PhoenixPhail · M			
		
		@XDHyperGirlXD1 I liked that little flurry between you and MellyMel22. Thanks for the chuckle. 😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			antonioioio · 70-79, M			
		
		@MellyMel22 nice of you to tell us 🌹
			
			
			
			
			
		
			sassycookie · 26-30, F			
		
		Blue Stuffing. ✨💋💙
			
			
			
			
			
		
			TexChik · F			
		
		@HoraceGreenley 😮... bone in?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@TexChik 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			HoraceGreenley · 61-69, M			
		
		@TexChik always
			
			
			
			
			
		
			JustAmber · 41-45, F			
		
		Commando banana
			
			
			
			
			
		
			PhoenixPhail · M			
		
		@JustAmber Now that has appeal. 😁
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ritualgirl · 18-21, F			
		
		Commando Blueberry 🤔
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Lacemaker · 46-50, F			
		
		Black Nuts 😱😱😱
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SomeMichGuy · M			
		
		@Domking Starring "Choco cheeseburger"!  IDK...not horrific.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			
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			LordShadowfire · 46-50, M			
		
		Hey, I just have to say I am incredibly jealous. I wish I had a post that was nearly as popular as this one that's getting traffic 9 years after you wrote it.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@LordShadowfire Sorry 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ReneeT · 61-69, F			
		
		So for today my new name is Blue Pancakes
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@ReneeT Ouch 😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ChulaRp · 36-40, F			
		
		Today mines is brown gingerbread, iced coffee🤣( loving my gingerbread ground coffee)
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@ChulaRp That’s a  long one! 
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ChulaRp · 36-40, F			
		
		@MellyMel22 so true 😳🤣 so just GingerbreadChula 🤷🏻♀ but isn’t color of underwear and food🤭
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@ChulaRp GBCee 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			nuddie · 70-79, M			
		
		Commando sandwich
			
			
			
			
			
		
			LordShadowfire · 46-50, M			
		
		@nuddie I just woke up from a dream where I was in one of those.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MaryDreamilton · 46-50, F			
		
		Black biscuit.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			letshavefun · 51-55, M			
		
		It's hot here at the moment, to help stay cool I'm not wearing underwear or anything else for that matter and I just had an apple 🤔
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Jenny1234 · 56-60, F			
		
		Blue tortilla
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@Jenny1234 That would be something to hear 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			jackjones68 · M			
		
		Blue chocolate
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Levenrack · 46-50, M			
		
		Blue Dirty Rice. Ahh it's mid. 😐
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@Levenrack ”Dirty Blue” 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		White mashed potatoes... the irony is that I am black.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			biandlargeny · 56-60, M			
		
		Grey protein bar
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Jenny1234 · 56-60, F			
		
		@biandlargeny that’s sexy 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			biandlargeny · 56-60, M			
		
		@Jenny1234 it feels sexy lol
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@biandlargeny Grey pro 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		Polkadot Lollipop
			
			
			
			
			
		@MellyMel22 oh I like that! 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@GracieSquirrel Me too!
			
			
			
			
			
		@GracieSquirrel i'm sure you would do great!! got the name part down!!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			WellEndowedDude · 18-21, M			
		
		Grey Ramen how appealing 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@WellEndowedDude Hahaha 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NankerPhelge · 61-69, M			
		
		Blue Turkey.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Eddiesolds · 61-69, M			
		
		Sugar Donut Blue lmfao!!!!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@Eddiesolds haha 😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Eddiesolds · 61-69, M			
		
		@MellyMel22 lol! I love my new name.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Julien · 36-40, M			
		
		Yellowinthefrontbrowninthebackburger 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		Pink sausage. .Wtf lol. .. and we're ya bin hiding ?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		Oh no, they're sick again :( 
			
			
			
			
			
		
			CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F			
		
		@MellyMel22: just left the Dr.  I should buy stock in that place
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		I know the feeling!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Teslin · M			
		
		Commando Pulled BBQ Chicken
			
			
			
			
			
		
			FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F			
		
		Commando ( but sadly not nude today) melon.x
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ronisme1 · 61-69, M			
		
		@FEMALENATURIST74 you are best nude
			
			
			
			
			
		
			HumanEarth · F			
		
		Pink Liver & Potatos 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Silentpleasure · 31-35, F			
		
		Ok so what if I'm not wearing any? 
NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		NakedTaco
NaturalTaco
InvisibleTaco
CommandoTaco
PinkTaco
KinkyTaco
WetTaco
Like seriously there needs to be a table or something 🤣
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@Silentpleasure Thank goodness!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Silentpleasure · 31-35, F			
		
		@MellyMel22 Really appreciate your help through these tough times....really touch and go for a minute there but because of your support I now know who I am in the stripper world! Fear me for I am the NaturalTaco!!!! But you can call me NT for short :P
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@Silentpleasure I was so glad to help push you to choose it 😅
			
			
			
			
			
		
			LadyJ · F			
		
		Pink cracker 😏
			
			
			
			
			
		
			NightsWatch · M			
		
		@LadyJ true on soooo many levels
			
			
			
			
			
		
			legulier · 36-40			
		
		greymacaroni, more of a wifi password than stripper name but whatev. . so ridiculously attractive…
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@legulier Grey-mac 
			
			
			
			
			
		Black n White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie
			
			
			
			
			
		
			FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F			
		
		Commando ( nude tbh) sausage and bacon it be.x
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@FEMALENATURIST74 I can’t even think of a way to shorten it 🤭
			
			
			
			
			
		
			LadyWioness · 56-60, F			
		
		Commando Pie 😳 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F			
		
		White Cashew
			
			
			
			
			
		
			RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F			
		
		Hey, MellyMel. Would you like to chat with me PM?
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@RockVolleyGirl Long as it’s clean chat, sure! 
			
			
			
			
			
		
			RockVolleyGirl · 18-21, F			
		
		It'll be clean. I took a shower. 😆 ha ha
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Katybe · 31-35, F			
		
		Nothing bacon 🥓
			
			
			
			
			
		
			LondonCowboy · 51-55, M			
		
		@Katybe One strip of bacon won’t cover much 😎🐷😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		Black salad.... That sounds disgusting
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Domking · 61-69, M			
		
		@SW-User no no very interesting name.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SomeMichGuy · M			
		
		@SW-User ouch! lol
			
			
			
			
			
		
			TexChik · F			
		
		Today it’s commando chocolate cheesecake
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ChulaRp · 36-40, F			
		
		Purple eggnog 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@ChulaRp ”P Nog.” 😂
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		Blue Waffles. THAT SOUNDS SUSPICIOUSLY FAMILIAR.
			
			
			
			
			
		😂 all the "customers" will probably stray from you
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SW-User			
		
		@Poptartinvasion: Even in my stripper life, I'm destined to be alone.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Coffeequilt · 51-55, F			
		
		Nothing macaroni
			
			
			
			
			
		
			cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F			
		
		@Coffeequilt I LOVE macaroni ;)
			
			
			
			
			
		
			cercisflowertoo · 51-55, F			
		
		@cercisflowertoo So happy that  you like it. Nom nom nom
			
			
			
			
			
		
			FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F			
		
		Commando grapes.x
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Jayciedubb · 56-60, M			
		
		White, brown and yellow pride 😁😅🤣🤭
Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers 🤣😂😅
			
			
			
			
			
		Nah.. it would really be Black Leftovers 🤣😂😅
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		I knew this was a good day to ask this! Hahaha.. .
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M			
		
		It's been very entertaining for sure!  Thank you.  :-)
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		It's definitely been pretty interesting 😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M			
		
		@MellyMel22: I know!  I can say you caught me at a good time!  ;-)
			
			
			
			
			
		
			ImRileyTheDog · 22-25, F			
		
		Black banana
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@ImRileyTheDog Oh boy 🤣🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			DreamyCrush · F			
		
		@ImRileyTheDog Sounds like a band name. 😆
			
			
			
			
			
		
			JupiterDreams · 31-35			
		
		Pink Ice Cream.
... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		... I don't know why that sounds oddly gross. 🤣
			JupiterDreams · 31-35			
		
		@Stereoguy It is good haha but in this context it sounds weird 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@JupiterDreams It’s not too bad! 
			
			
			
			
			
		
			PatKirby · M			
		
		
			FEMALENATURIST74 · 51-55, F			
		
		Will be commando banana this morning x
			
			
			
			
			
		
			inaccessible · 51-55, M			
		
		@FEMALENATURIST74 sounds like male stripper, you're ok, don't worry 😉
			
			
			
			
			
		
			CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F			
		
		I've got the worst by far No Ice Cream
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@CallmeHopelessNotRomantic You'll have to try again..
			
			
			
			
			
		
			CallmeHopelessNotRomantic · 46-50, F			
		
		@MellyMel22 check kik
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Ambroseguy80 · 56-60, M			
		
		
			SunshineGirl · 36-40, F			
		
		Pink apples 😊
			
			
			
			
			
		
			braveheart21 · 61-69, M			
		
		Somehow that seems to fit you perfectly.... Lol@SunshineGirl
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Strawberrry · F			
		
		White Meat Pie... i dont think i would be a success
			
			
			
			
			
		
			MellyMel22 · F			
		
		@Strawberrry It does sound like a rough one 🤣
			
			
			
			
			
		
			WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F			
		
		@Strawberrry white meat pie! We should do a show together. I’m black stew! Hahah
			
			
			
			
			
		
			JustwantPeace · M			
		
		@Strawberrry actually, the best I've seen on here.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Yulianna · 26-30, F			
		
		white coffee... hardly inspiring, and i don't even like white coffee!
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Yulianna · 26-30, F			
		
		@SW-User yes thank you... and you too 🌻🤗
			
			
			
			
			
		
			TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M			
		
		@Yulianna I could have sworn I answered this recently.Can’t find it.Never mind.
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Yulianna · 26-30, F			
		
		@TheSirfurryanimalWales never mind...
			
			
			
			
			
		Patterned purple sausage roll. 🤷🏻♀️
			
			
			
			
			
		
			WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F			
		
		Black stew
			
			
			
			
			
		
			Turtlepower · 36-40, M			
		
		@WaryWitchWandering always puts on the best show
			
			
			
			
			
		
			WaryWitchWandering · 36-40, F			
		
		
			
			Turtlepower · 36-40, M			
		
		@WaryWitchWandering but everyone should know just how wild black stew is 😭
			
			
			
			
			
		
			SweetMae · 70-79, F			
		
		Paisley Blueberry
			
			
			
			
			
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