Whats the most embarrassing thing that happen to you?
I once choked on the school spaghetti and had noodles coming out my nose.... it was fun
Top | Newest First | Oldest First
- On a suddenly-rainy day, I slipped on new parking lot paint and fell in front of several people while attempting to run into the grocery store.
- I got too drunk before going onstage, one night, and said, "Whew, I'm drunk!" in the middle of my performance and went right back to singing. My drunk performance is on video record, somewhere.
- I laughed so hard I farted.
- I slipped out of a hot tub at a party and hurt my tailbone so badly that I lied on the cold deck for five minutes before attempting to move. My then-friends laughed at me and continued sipping their whiskey.
- I passed my number in note-form to a guy, on the last day of one of my college finals, and he gawked at me as I walked out of the silent classroom. The next semester, the same guy appeared in another of my classes.
- The first time my then-boyfriend ever came to my house, my indoor-only cat went absolutely nuts and escaped the house, then ran around the backyard wildly trying to hop the fence while I cussed and frantically tried to get my cat back in the house.
Shall I go on? Needless to say, my embarrassment has passed and now I find these things absolutely hilarious.
- I got too drunk before going onstage, one night, and said, "Whew, I'm drunk!" in the middle of my performance and went right back to singing. My drunk performance is on video record, somewhere.
- I laughed so hard I farted.
- I slipped out of a hot tub at a party and hurt my tailbone so badly that I lied on the cold deck for five minutes before attempting to move. My then-friends laughed at me and continued sipping their whiskey.
- I passed my number in note-form to a guy, on the last day of one of my college finals, and he gawked at me as I walked out of the silent classroom. The next semester, the same guy appeared in another of my classes.
- The first time my then-boyfriend ever came to my house, my indoor-only cat went absolutely nuts and escaped the house, then ran around the backyard wildly trying to hop the fence while I cussed and frantically tried to get my cat back in the house.
Shall I go on? Needless to say, my embarrassment has passed and now I find these things absolutely hilarious.
Chaoshead · 22-25, M
I had this song stuck in my head but I couldn't remember the whole melody and I thought it was "there's a party in my pants" but I knew it couldn't be right. So, of course, I was quite distracted when the teacher called on me in chemistry.
When she called on me (because she could tell I wasn't paying attention) I blurted out: "Is there a party in your pants?"
She was shocked AF. And I knew I was doomed so I figured might as well go along with it so I said "Cause there's one in mine and the whole class is invited!"
The bell rang right after that and I ran out like a bat straight out of the fiery pits of hell. 😂
When she called on me (because she could tell I wasn't paying attention) I blurted out: "Is there a party in your pants?"
She was shocked AF. And I knew I was doomed so I figured might as well go along with it so I said "Cause there's one in mine and the whole class is invited!"
The bell rang right after that and I ran out like a bat straight out of the fiery pits of hell. 😂
View 1 more replies »
indyjoe · 56-60, M
I had two...I once pooped my pants trying to make it to the bathroom which was on the other side of the building from where I was, and once I badly peed my pants (I was in the middle of a test when it hit and I asked to use the restroom but wasn't allowed to, I tried to hold it but was unsuccessful). Both were in public places and the second one actually landed me in court because they tried to say I did it on purpose (I was charged with a misdemeanor but it was dropped when I paid the restitution for the clean up).
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
SW-User
Getting caught naked in bed with my bf by his mother...humiliating!😖