Whats the most embarrassing thing that happen to you?

I had two...I once pooped my pants trying to make it to the bathroom which was on the other side of the building from where I was, and once I badly peed my pants (I was in the middle of a test when it hit and I asked to use the restroom but wasn't allowed to, I tried to hold it but was unsuccessful). Both were in public places and the second one actually landed me in court because they tried to say I did it on purpose (I was charged with a misdemeanor but it was dropped when I paid the restitution for the clean up).