If you don’t put paper on a public toilet seat

Does this count

i just hold it in

I hover

I don't use public toilets

I just pee on the floor.

Eww ? Who doesn’t, I wonder ?
Possibly the same folks who don’t wash their hands. 🤢

I like to bathe in the residue 😋

If you use a public toilet, at all ever. Yuk..

What if I refuse to use a public toilet amd shid my pants instead?!

Leet life hacking!

Yaaa... agreed!