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Would you hire me if I was down on my luck?

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XDHyperGirlXD1 · 31-35, F

your only down in height not luck :D

deadgerbil · 22-25

I was thinking of opening a position but my workers love doing lots of overtime with no work life balance. We don't need another person to eat onto my profits

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@deadgerbil boomer gerbil

deadgerbil · 22-25

@UndercoverBard I have curated a rare breed of employees who actually want to work unlike you

PhoenixPhail · M

[i]Especially [/i]if you were down on your luck.

Bexsy

Of course, partner

HannahSky · F

For what?

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HannahSky · F

@UndercoverBard so graveyard shifts

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@HannahSky no that’s off the table too

HannahSky · F

@UndercoverBard I don't need any work during the small window you're available

Starcrossed · 41-45, F

Honestly, yes IRL if I were a hiring manager from what I've seen of you here for years, I would.

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

Absolutely when can you start😒

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LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@UndercoverBard

Oh not much good buddy

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@LilPrincess I think I’ll keep my options open 👀

LilPrincess · 41-45, F

@UndercoverBard

NerdyPotato · M

Sure! The area underneath the couch could use some proper cleaning.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@NerdyPotato 😑

NerdyPotato · M

@UndercoverBard I'll need you to sign a waiver though. I can't be responsible for you being eaten if a mouse lives there or something.

Zaphod42 · 46-50, M

Do you still represent the lollipop guild? I could use a guild member on staff 🤭

CestManan · 46-50, F

If you even show up to work you would be doing better than a lot of the people I work with.

MarineBob · 56-60, M

Not under this category, my next hire will be an alcohol taster

Umile · 41-45, F

Yup.

But, that would mean that both of us can't make rent.

AntisocialTroll · 56-60, F

I'd hire you...to make me look tall...

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@AntisocialTroll people should be paying me for that by now 😒

MsRose · F

@AntisocialTroll you beat me to it! Lol

Ashly · 26-30, F

I’m sure I could pull some strings to get you on board 😈

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Ashly · 26-30, F

@UndercoverBard I guess you could say that 😈

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Ashly 😧

Ashly · 26-30, F

@UndercoverBard I’ll need an answer by 5pm ⏳

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

Can you juggle?

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@Captainjackass if it’s only one item at a time

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@UndercoverBard how about tide a unicycle?

slorollin · 41-45, M

Absolutely!! Don't need all the details, these things happen. Come on I'll find you something to do.

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@slorollin you’re the best! *trashes current place of employment for no reason*

slorollin · 41-45, M

@UndercoverBard

GuiltyBiStander · 31-35, F

Maybe.

How long have you worked in the cabana boy industry ?

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@GuiltyBiStander I’m a newbie but that means I’m willing to learn to do it the right way

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WillaKissing · 56-60

Sure, if you had the skills, I needed for a job I needed done.

thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M

Sure, how good are you at being an agent of chaos?

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@thepreposterouspanda it’s what I was born for

mooncrest02 · 31-35, F

No Id give you a $5 & keep it pushing😂🫣

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@mooncrest02 oh wow that will help buy me half a gumball

mooncrest02 · 31-35, F

@UndercoverBard lol in my defense I'd have no work for you but the $5 is the thought that counts. Youre welcome😇

Gringo · 46-50, M

Do you have any qualifications or skills?

Absolutely, you could be a comedian

Riemann · 31-35, M

Probably, absolutely.

LemonWorld · 36-40, F

Can you dance?

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@LemonWorld depends who you ask 😶

travelguy01 · 41-45, M

Are you offering professional garden gnome services?

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@travelguy01 no 😑

Iwillwait · M

Yes

bijouxbroussard · F

Sure, if I were an employer. 🥺

InOtterWords · F

We have a recruitmen t freeze thing happening

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@InOtterWords I guess I’ll just go hungry

InOtterWords · F

@UndercoverBard i can buy you lunch

UndercoverBard · 31-35, M

@InOtterWords ok I’ll take it

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

I would have hired you at my work when I did that

empanadas · 31-35, M

Yeah of course, my businesses don't make enough yet to hire someone full time with a good salary but if you ever want something part time above minimum wage I got you

Hanginginthere · 31-35, M

Depends on your work ethic

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