I wonder who God saw eating that made him decide gluttony has to be a sin.

He probably saw SW and started a list.

This chick

Gurl! Who had all the mozzarella!! 🙏🏻✝

Serious comment: the medieval idea of the sin of gluttony was about selfishly hoarding too much of the world's goods for oneself. It was not specifically about food.

Probably you

He looked into the future and saw me.

Someone without O O O Ozempic

It had to be pizza

Me

one look at the fat fetishers here and making the whole list was easy

this one does it for me: