How many times on a first date did you ever think it would turn into something good?

I met my wife wife on a blind date back in May 1979, and we have been married for 45 years

Once

I was always hopeful.

I was never allowed to date… but this one time i ran away and..

Once maybe

Depends on how cute her butt is.

The key is to always ask if they want to do anal!