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My date got into a fistfight in the women's bathroom at the restaurant.
It was bad AND funny. 🤭
I went on a first date with a high school teacher who asked ME out. It was a nice, upscale restaurant but for some reason they had paper napkins at the table instead of cloth. We ordered drinks and were reading the menu. I pushed my napkin aside for no particular reason. I just did. We were just reading the menu and had not yet been served our cocktail. Elbows on the table, and her chin cupped in her hands, she looked at me, batting her big beautiful baby blue eyelashes and said to me ... "You know that your napkin goes on your lap." I looked up with a smirk and replied: "Yes I do know, and your elbows don't belong on the table."
INSTANT end of date 😂. She was furious. I took her home. She slammed my car door and stomped into her house. One of the greatest moments of my life. 🤣 Condescending putz.
Three weeks later, she called me and we went out again. Had a wonderful, fun time and several more after that.
I went on a first date with a high school teacher who asked ME out. It was a nice, upscale restaurant but for some reason they had paper napkins at the table instead of cloth. We ordered drinks and were reading the menu. I pushed my napkin aside for no particular reason. I just did. We were just reading the menu and had not yet been served our cocktail. Elbows on the table, and her chin cupped in her hands, she looked at me, batting her big beautiful baby blue eyelashes and said to me ... "You know that your napkin goes on your lap." I looked up with a smirk and replied: "Yes I do know, and your elbows don't belong on the table."
INSTANT end of date 😂. She was furious. I took her home. She slammed my car door and stomped into her house. One of the greatest moments of my life. 🤣 Condescending putz.
Three weeks later, she called me and we went out again. Had a wonderful, fun time and several more after that.
LunarOrbit · 56-60, M
I was in my mid 20’s and a really Italian girl asked me to go to a wedding. Little did I know her whole family would be there.
Her father kept eyeballing me, then asked me my background etc. When I told him I was Italian, he gave me the,”You knowa, my daughter, she’sa Italian too. She like a to cook. You wanna kids?’
I could feel the whole family staring me down…It was like I was under a heat lamp. My stomach started rumbling and I started sweating. My reaction to anxiety.
I explained I didn’t feel well and quickly excused myself. I bolted for the door only to be followed by my date. She asked if I was coming back and I said no…that it felt like the flu. She wanted a kiss goodnite and all I could think of was her father as I gave her a peck on the cheek.
That was 35 years ago. I still see her occasionally and always get a dirty scowl. I must have broke her heart. Shes still single…(probably cause her father is still alive).
Definitely my worst date ever.
Her father kept eyeballing me, then asked me my background etc. When I told him I was Italian, he gave me the,”You knowa, my daughter, she’sa Italian too. She like a to cook. You wanna kids?’
I could feel the whole family staring me down…It was like I was under a heat lamp. My stomach started rumbling and I started sweating. My reaction to anxiety.
I explained I didn’t feel well and quickly excused myself. I bolted for the door only to be followed by my date. She asked if I was coming back and I said no…that it felt like the flu. She wanted a kiss goodnite and all I could think of was her father as I gave her a peck on the cheek.
That was 35 years ago. I still see her occasionally and always get a dirty scowl. I must have broke her heart. Shes still single…(probably cause her father is still alive).
Definitely my worst date ever.
KarenDuponteDurose · 46-50, F
I think the worst, probably, was with a woman that thought that she was a lesbian and so should start dating and, at some point through the date, decided that she wasn't!
I was coming out of a traumatic break-up - that generally means, dumped! - and so was a little emotionally fragile shall we say.
It was a lovely meal and I thought we got on ok.
But, there you go!
😔
I was coming out of a traumatic break-up - that generally means, dumped! - and so was a little emotionally fragile shall we say.
It was a lovely meal and I thought we got on ok.
But, there you go!
😔
Matt85 · 36-40, M
my hand sweat so much when she held my hand in the cinema cause of my hand washing OCD.
Lilymoon · F
Blind date.... zero chemistry. 😖
HannahSky · F
The fact that it was a KC fan really ruins it.
I went on a date with an Argentinian. She was completely unaware of how obnoxious she was. She even told me that guys had gotten up and walked out on dates with her before. I understood how they felt. I considered it. instead I settle for sending her a SMS telling that I didn't think we were the right fit and hopes she finds someone.
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novaguy2u · 70-79, M
Mine was a date through a dating magazine (years before online dating). She sounded like Barbie, looked like a backwoods grandmother.
exexec · 61-69, C
The only blind date of my life. I helped out a fraternity brother by taking his sister to a party. Total disaster!
The date was hard and when I chewed it, it cracked my tooth. I've been wary of dates ever since.
WillaKissing · 56-60, M
When on a first date I chose a walk in a state forest to talk, and she was more worried about not having any cell phone service. The date was planned for a walk in the forest and then a dinner at a cafe. She wore flip flops and complained about the dirt and gravel of the forest path. Then the woman spent more time texting whoever as I drove and when we finally got to a dinner spot, she delayed ordering for 40 minutes while she texts whoever. Then she was rude to the patient waitress and picked up her phone to text again after her rude behavior. I took the ladies phone from her, set it next to my elbow where she could not reach it telling her she was on a date with me and not the damn phone of the folks on the other end. We ate, I over tipped the poor waitress, took the woman straight back to her home, and dropped her off without a hug or a kiss.
I saw all I needed to see from the start of the date to make me scream "Hell No"!
I saw all I needed to see from the start of the date to make me scream "Hell No"!
Convivial · 26-30, F
I might pass on that lol
JimFarris16 · 18-21, M
I don't know about worst, but I sat with her at a restaurant and she randomly gargled milk for like a minute.
JimFarris16 · 18-21, M
@WowwGirl Yeah, still dating her.
WowwGirl · 36-40, FNew
@JimFarris16 lol 😆
JimFarris16 · 18-21, M
@WowwGirl I waited for her to finish and someone glanced over and had a WTF look on her face. lol
DazzaTheHutt · M
She arrived late. Then spent almost twenty minutes talking about her hair and make routine, even ignoring waitresses trying to take a drinks order.
I left before our reserved table was ready. I can only assume she’s there boring somebody else.
I left before our reserved table was ready. I can only assume she’s there boring somebody else.
Jackhoff · 100+, M
Is that the guy that was the bank robber?
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