I Would Love To Be Custard Pied In PublicI would love to be at a circus or childrens' show and get "volunteered" for a good custard pie in my face. I would just stand with my hands on my hips whilst being pied letting the plate and crust fall to the floor revealing my pie covered face.
Would you release me or pie me?Imagine a scenario where I'm checking a set-up for a charity pie throwing event in the village hall. It's a couple of hours before the event. There's a table full of custard pies in front of a pillory. The pies look good but then, just for fun, I try... See More »
I Love School Girl Pleated SkirtsShort skirts are great but add the pleats and I find them irresistible. School girl ones are particularly nice since it takes me back to my teenage years when I used to watch the girls playing netball or hockey. The skirts were pleated around the... See More »
Should I have a pie in the face?It's my birthday soon and I am wondering if I should have pie thrown in my face as a special treat.
I Want Someone To Pie MeOh yes I so want someone to do this to me. It would be great to have someone offer their services. Any pie would do e.g. a key lime pie, cheese cake a custard pie or even shaving foam pie as long as it is nice and gooey. (1)
I Love BootsBoy do I love boots (on women). Whilst I like high heels on boots this is not necessary for me to like them. As long as they come close to the knee or even over the knee that is fine. Leather ones are my favourite. They compliment perfectly a skirt... See More »
I Am Using My Real Pic HereWell it is a picture of me but I have a pie in my face. I will probably change it when I am feeling brave enough. Anyway, it is me as are all the pictures I post claiming to be me.
I Think Girls Look Much Better Without MakeupDon't get me wrong some girls look great with makeup but in nearly every case they look better without. However I have seen some shocking makeup disasters and they just look better without.
I Don't Leave Negative Responses To People's StoriesThe majority of people are very understanding and often very nice but there are a few who are quite negative. I have never understood how some people can be really quite horrible on this site. Yes there maybe things you don't like, and everyone is... See More »
I Love Whipped Cream ToppingWell yes... I mean it tastes great but to be quite honest that's not the first thought on my mind when I see a whipped cream topping. When I see a whipped cream topping on a cake, pie or tart I either want to put my face in it or have someone put it... See More »
I Love Pie In The FaceYes I really do. I would love to be pied by someone. At the moment I pie myself from time to time. When I am by myself I'll grab a tin foil or paper plate and fill it with shaving foam, as much as I dare. I then add a little water (but not too much)... See More » (1)
I Would Like to Be PiedI sometimes venture into one of the coffee shops in town. Of course as well as coffee they sell a variety of cakes such as carrot cake, chocolate cake, lemon meringue pie and custard tarts. When I order a coffee I sometimes take a custard tart but,... See More »
I Love To Pie Women In PublicActually I have never done this and wouldn't really enjoy it unless the intended victim wanted to be pied. This is pretty unlikely but if she did I would very happily pie her... and not just in public. It would be particularly nice if the happy... See More »
I Really Deserve A Custard Pie In My FaceActually I probably do several times over. For example I was late for a meeting today and I think the two ladies that were waiting for me should treat me to a nice pie sandwich. Once I was making some jokes about someone that were not particularly... See More »
I Would Love To Receive A Pie O GramI would so love this to happen to me. My family and friends have basically set me up to be pied on live television. I can just imagine it. There's a knock at the door. I sigh because I'm busy in the kitchen. I take off my apron (wouldn't want to be... See More »
I Love Messaging About Pies In The Face On EPIt is great to talk about pies using the messaging system. I've done it too few times. It is really enjoyable setting out the scenario and describing in details which virtual pies are going to be dished up.
Which door should you choose?Imagine being in a game show. You have three doors in front of you. The prize, say a reasonable sum of money, is behind one of them but behind the other two there is a custard pie. If you open the door with the prize behind it then this is what you... See More »
I Just Put A Pie In My Face Yes I pied myself once again. Since I cannot find anyone to do it for me (at the moment) I always have to pie myself. Anyway, this was a particularly good one. (1)
I Pied Myself I love pies in the face. I would both love to pie somebody but would also love to be pied preferably with a custard pie. Occasionally I pie myself and here's an example: (1)
I Have a ConfessionSeveral times actually. When I get the chance I love to either buy a cake, tart or pie or simply make one up myself and shove it in my face. I've used cheese cake, custard pie, key lime pie, lemon meringue pie, squirty cream pie and shaving foam pie.... See More »
I Would Love To Do The Pie In The Face ChallengeForget the ice bucket challenge I would, alternatively, love to do the pie in the face challenge. I can see myself standing in a park with a colleague holding a custard pie. I nominate some friends and then have the pie thrust firmly into my face.... See More »
I Am Not Fake, Neither Is My ProfileEverything I say on this site about myself is absolutely true. I will not make up any stories. Any fictional accounts are indicated as such. All the pictures are of me (my face is not shown).