I Would Love To Be Custard Pied In PublicI have no stories unfortunately just fantasies. The obvious one imvolves being at a circus. At the end of the clowns show they pick me as a volunteer. Surprise surprise I get a nice creamy custard pie in the face. As the tin foil plate drops to the... See More »
I Would Love To Be Custard Pied In PublicI would love to be at a circus or childrens' show and get "volunteered" for a good custard pie in my face. I would just stand with my hands on my hips whilst being pied letting the plate and crust fall to the floor revealing my pie covered face.
