I Would Love To Be Custard Pied In Public

I have no stories unfortunately just fantasies. The obvious one imvolves being at a circus. At the end of the clowns show they pick me as a volunteer. Surprise surprise I get a nice creamy custard pie in the face. As the tin foil plate drops to the floor revealing a face covered with gooey custard there is a standing ovation. Everybody laughs at my humiliation especially when I am obliged to bow into a large creamy gateau as a finale.