I Would Love To Receive A Pie O Gram

I would so love this to happen to me. My family and friends have basically set me up to be pied on live television. I can just imagine it. There's a knock at the door. I sigh because I'm busy in the kitchen. I take off my apron (wouldn't want to be seen in this-that would be embarrassing) and make my way to the door. It's probably just someone trying to sell me something. I take a deep breath and try to open the door. Unfortunately I locked the door earlier and desperately start looking for the keys shouting something like "hold on... I'm on my way." Eventually I find them and open up the door to find a television presenter and a full film crew. I am shocked. The presenter introduces himself and adds "your family and friends have set you up for a custard pie in the face." I am completely speechless. One of the film crew then passes the presenter a huge custard filled pastry in a tin foil pie dish. I gasp and go crimson with embarrassment. "Are you ready?"I reply "Hold on" whilst I take off my jumper revealing a black T-shirt neatly tucked into my blue jeans with which I happen to be wearing my favourite black leather belt. Pretty much the whole street has now come to see me get humiliated. I notice the family from next door and the two girls who live over the road. "Okay. Are you ready" I put my hands on my hips and nod. He holds the pie in his right hand adjusts his stance and thrusts the custard pie in my face. I hear some gasps of surprise from the onlookers (what were they expecting!). He lets go the tin foil falls to the floor revealing a face completely covered with custard and pastry that is dripping all over my T-shirt. I wait a few seconds before attempting to clear my eyes. My humiliation is complete for everyone to see and I mean everyone. Sadly this is just a fantasy.