
fcnantes
A TartealaCreme pie maybe? Jk, a lemon meringue pie.
custardpied · 51-55, M
Sounds great! Tarte a la creme in my face. The lemon meringue sounds excellent too as long as the meringue is still creamy on the inside.

TheUnknownDreamer
Just get your favourite type and then eat it.. it'll help you feel better :P
custardpied · 51-55, M
Thanks. That's a really nice reply.

KimmieDelta
blueberry. Hot out of the oven so it blisters the skin on your face.
custardpied · 51-55, M
Ouch. That would hurt.

aceman2015us
bannana cream pie & id pie u good & rub it in good in your face

Schmerzen
key lime pie. I'd ask you for help picking something I've dropped. Then I'd whip out the pie and smash it into your face and up your nose.
custardpied · 51-55, M
Thanks for that answer. What a great practical joke. Key Lime pie would make quite a lot of mess too.

Schmerzen
Yes and it's freaking delicious!