I Really Deserve A Custard Pie In My Face

Actually I probably do several times over. For example I was late for a meeting today and I think the two ladies that were waiting for me should treat me to a nice pie sandwich. Once I was making some jokes about someone that were not particularly nice. That person should give me a nice pie filled with yummy custard. My ex-girlfriend should also give me the custard pie treatment (although she wasn't exactly nice either). The list goes on...