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ArtieKat · M
Which part of New Zealand are you from?
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TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@ArtieKat 😅😅
AbbeyRhode · F
Do you know Crocodile Dundee?
Is it true you ride kangaroos everywhere?
Do you guys have Outback Restaurant?
When are we going to throw some shrimp on the barbie?
Is it true you ride kangaroos everywhere?
Do you guys have Outback Restaurant?
When are we going to throw some shrimp on the barbie?
Nimbus · M
@AbbeyRhode 😆
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
@AbbeyRhode i went to a outback restaurant in Bali...
its not very auzzie :)
its not very auzzie :)
AbbeyRhode · F
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I had a feeling it was more gimmicky.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
How’s them Wallabies going? 😑
Nimbus · M
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I'm assuming it's not the cute animal 😛
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
@Nimbus no. The absolute pansies pretending to play rugby 🤓
"So what vegan and alcohol free options are there, mate?"
Nimbus · M
@BritishFailedAesthetic Answer: Zero ;)
@Nimbus Good!
@nedkelly The sort of answer I was expecting! 😆
Why aren't the Aussies good at any sport?
*Runs, runs fast*
*Runs, runs fast*
Gusman · 61-69, M
Do all you Aussies have a convict on your family tree?
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walabby · 61-69, M
@SW-User Jeeez I hope not. All of my wife and kids would disappear!
WillaKissing · 56-60
How long is the penal sentence and what was their crime? Sorry, this is too good to pass up.
Nimbus · M
@WillaKissing 😛
GeniUs · 56-60, M
@WillaKissing That's the route I would've gone down but if I was an Aussie I'd probably say I stole a loaf for my starving family.
WillaKissing · 56-60
@GeniUs Brilliant Aye!
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
How many times have you been snake-bit?
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Adstar We lived on a farm when I was really young. Had a shallow spring fed creek that was a short walk from the house. We would go down to the creek to play and my aunt would bring us. We’d walk down the farm road and as we approached the most shallow part of the creek my aunt would point to a cluster of water moccasins and tell us they were warning us not to bother them. There were probably a dozen of them in one cluster and all of them would open their mouths at the same time, their mouths were white. We’d carefully avoid getting too close but played about 25 feet away with no problem. They weren’t aggressive but they are definitely venomous.
Adstar · 56-60, M
@cherokeepatti To get to the hunter river i had to walk about half a mile over our farm fields.. interesting you describing the water moccasins,, i will have to look them up on Utube.. In Australia we never seeem to encouter more then one snake at a time.. Do the moccisans always come in a group? And yeah fortunatly for us snakes are usually not agressive here..
cherokeepatti · 61-69, F
@Adstar I don’t know if they always cluster up that way. They liked to stay in the most shallow part of the creek near the dirt road my uncle drove his tractor over to get the field next to it…probably a bit warmer there for them. They were always there when the weather was warm enough.
Two from the Internet
1) While in the USA, after a long conversation... an American asked an Aussie...
In Australia, what language do you speak?
2) When backpacking in Europe 15 or so years ago, a couple of American girls asked about "shooers". Apparently, they had previously met an Aussie guy who claimed to be a shooer.
What's a shooer, you may ask? Well, a shooer is someone who goes onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge each morning, bangs two pots together loudly to shoo off all the kangaroos on the bridge.
1) While in the USA, after a long conversation... an American asked an Aussie...
In Australia, what language do you speak?
2) When backpacking in Europe 15 or so years ago, a couple of American girls asked about "shooers". Apparently, they had previously met an Aussie guy who claimed to be a shooer.
What's a shooer, you may ask? Well, a shooer is someone who goes onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge each morning, bangs two pots together loudly to shoo off all the kangaroos on the bridge.
WillaKissing · 56-60
Oh, are they British citizens!
Nimbus · M
@WillaKissing You're asking for trouble ;)
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Nimbus You said questions you "Should Not Ask", right! Damn colonist, LOL.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
Why why why, are you picking on me
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 😆awwww poor ned 😭
Bumbles · 51-55, M
I thought Bogans had a sense of honor. Why don’t you?
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
Is Fosters good beer?
Nimbus · M
@MrBrownstone Never mess with the Holy, lol
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@MrBrownstone That is the most overrated beer ever
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Have you ever tied a kangaroo down, Sport...? 🤔
@nedkelly Can you tell me why Bondi Beach isn't clothing optional?
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Way too many people use the beach, they do have beaches in Sydney for nudists
@nedkelly My sister took a three week vacation in Australia 4 years ago. She loved it. 👌
smiler2012 · 56-60
@Nimbus🤔 what is it like haing a pommie king with big ears as the leader of the commonwealth 😆
Nimbus · M
@smiler2012 No comment, lol
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@smiler2012 I actually like King Charles
Adstar · 56-60, M
@smiler2012 King Charles is a bit weird but mostly harmless.. 🤣
smiler2012 · 56-60
@nedkelly 🤔what spaniels ned ironically they too have large ears funny that lol
Wanna go [i]down under[/i] on me?
Thinkerbell · 41-45, F
Blondily · F
Have you ever met Crocodile Dundee?🙃
orioninthenight · M
I dont really think about them much
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Are kangaroos good pets?
Bumbles · 51-55, M
Nimbus · M
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
@TheSirfurryanimalWales well some do have kangaroos as pets
TheOthetAcc · 36-40, M
Have you ever made love to a kangaroo?
Nimbus · M
@TheOthetAcc 😛
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
right of passage..
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[media=https://youtu.be/RviuTfdfArM]
WillaKissing · 56-60
Are you "down under" my belly button doing your work? LOL
Nimbus · M
@WillaKissing 😛
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Nimbus · M
@SW-User 😛
Ducky · 31-35, F
"Want to take a walk?"
Lilymoon · F
The dingo ate your baby
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Nice to meet a descendant of Ned Kelly.
So what crime did your descendant do to get transported ?
Oh you must be the Barman !
So what crime did your descendant do to get transported ?
Oh you must be the Barman !
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shuhak · M
What'd you say? (they get REALLY agitated after the third time)
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SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Do you know Yahoo Serious?
Can I meet him?
Can I meet him?
Why isn't Bondi Beach clothes optional?
NatureGuy77 · 51-55, M
Do you like being on the bottom?
wildbill83 · 36-40, M
how much they like fosters beer? 🤔
MonaReeves86 · 36-40, F
Do you ride kangaroos to work 😝
Nimbus · M
@MonaReeves86 😊
Lilnonames · F
Are u an aussie hole🤭
Nimbus · M
@Lilnonames 😛
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@MarmeeMarch I thought they filmed Gilligan's Island at Mar a Lago.
nedkelly · 61-69, M
@FrogManSometimesLooksBothWays Trump was banging Mary Anne and Mrs Howell
@nedkelly More like Eunice.