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I can put you up if you're leaving Florida

If I were female I think I'd view this as a man or bear scenario and choose the hurricane 🤔
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Nothing like turning a natural disaster to your sexual advantage!
@JimboSaturn i was gonna say, if it takes escaping from a hurricane to be a viable character reference marker, it doesn't bode well for the standards he sets himself😂

Not to mention the blaring faux pas of drug free but also drug friendly...ughh yeah - he choofs.
And age is just a number but he likes ypung women🤔🙄😑🤷‍♀

He shoulda written - prefers IQ under 80 😂
Pretzel · 61-69, M
So THAT'S Florida man???
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Beautyinbroken of course!
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@JohnnyNoir SOLD 🤣🤣🤣
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Beautyinbroken pack up then
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Is that you? Better looking than I expected!
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@hunkalove I purtied up for the pic
my second cousin from St Pete......... she is on the way. and she likes it rough. she's got a chipped tooth up front. dont let her suck it. you'll regret it. she's a tad heavy, fyi. and make sure you hide your debit card, as she has somewhat of a opioid addiction.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
I can’t even, nothing like letting both personalities come out while writing up a 2 minute blurb. Lol 🤦🏻‍♀
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Jeephikelove I was trying to get it composed quickly while I had time
@Jeephikelove HAHAHAHAH😂
WillaKissing · 56-60
Call the FBI and have them scan this guy's crawlspace and yard for bodies first!
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@WillaKissing from previous hurricane
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Donotfolowme Noo just cause, if a guy posts things like this, he is a serial something or another my dear lady! A situational one (Hurricanes) at that!
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Why do these guys always look surprised in their photos? Did they not expect the camera to go off?
Alessa · 18-21, F
@SumKindaMunster He kind of looks a little grumpy.
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
This guy needs his head dunked in the toilet
Coralmist · 41-45, F
I guess I am young enough ?? (42) and the only thing is, I am Really shy about phone, so this might be considered 'games' 😭. I was close. 😶
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Coralmist come on down. It might turn around and come back
akindheart · 61-69, F
yeah right..creepy dude
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@akindheart I know, I saw. The damage was devastating.
akindheart · 61-69, F
@samueltyler2 i was shocked to see how bad it was and the power it had.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@akindheart I have only witnessed a tornado once, I saw it in the distance from a highway. It is awesome. My friend in Tampa lost some stuff, and had to have his walls cut out above where the water level rose to. Luckily the city did not get a full on direct hit.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I would rather seek shelter in a ditch,thanks anyway.🫤
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@Justmeraeagain oh I see! You didn't like the idea of two women huh
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@Donotfolowme That and I don't like the part where they find my dead body in the trunk.
Who'd in their right mind take up that offer?
SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP
Lmfao well that was a creative way to try and get laid 😂
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@SatanBurger with two at once since it's flooding
Thrust · 56-60, M
This is old. We were passing this all around work during a previous hurricane 😁
Ynotisay · M
You definitely want to ride out a "hericane' with him.
Alessa · 18-21, F
Wow he is soo honest but no.
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Thrust · 56-60, M
Just heard alot of the Rays' Stadium's roof has been ripped off
I'll take my chances with the hurricane
eastcoastcycler · 56-60, M
Move in then take him out first….
Damn it ....i don't have a phone nuber !
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Donotfolowme c'mon. Still have plenty of room
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@JohnnyNoir he said just one room to spare 🙄
Musicman · 61-69, MVIP
That just made me laugh. Thank you. 😂😂😂
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Musicman stay safe
Musicman · 61-69, MVIP
@JohnnyNoir Thank you 🙂
swirlie · 31-35, F
I'm not sure I could live with the kitchen wallpaper though....
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