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If I were female I think I'd view this as a man or bear scenario and choose the hurricane 🤔
JimboSaturn · 51-55, M
Nothing like turning a natural disaster to your sexual advantage!
OogieBoogie · F
@JimboSaturn i was gonna say, if it takes escaping from a hurricane to be a viable character reference marker, it doesn't bode well for the standards he sets himself😂
Not to mention the blaring faux pas of drug free but also drug friendly...ughh yeah - he choofs.
And age is just a number but he likes ypung women🤔🙄😑🤷♀
He shoulda written - prefers IQ under 80 😂
Not to mention the blaring faux pas of drug free but also drug friendly...ughh yeah - he choofs.
And age is just a number but he likes ypung women🤔🙄😑🤷♀
He shoulda written - prefers IQ under 80 😂
Pretzel · 61-69, M
So THAT'S Florida man???
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
Uh no 🤣
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JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Beautyinbroken of course!
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@JohnnyNoir SOLD 🤣🤣🤣
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Beautyinbroken pack up then
hunkalove · 61-69, M
Is that you? Better looking than I expected!
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@hunkalove I purtied up for the pic
my second cousin from St Pete......... she is on the way. and she likes it rough. she's got a chipped tooth up front. dont let her suck it. you'll regret it. she's a tad heavy, fyi. and make sure you hide your debit card, as she has somewhat of a opioid addiction.
Jeephikelove · 51-55, F
I can’t even, nothing like letting both personalities come out while writing up a 2 minute blurb. Lol 🤦🏻♀
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Jeephikelove I was trying to get it composed quickly while I had time
OogieBoogie · F
@Jeephikelove HAHAHAHAH😂
WillaKissing · 56-60
Call the FBI and have them scan this guy's crawlspace and yard for bodies first!
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@WillaKissing from previous hurricane
WillaKissing · 56-60
@Donotfolowme Noo just cause, if a guy posts things like this, he is a serial something or another my dear lady! A situational one (Hurricanes) at that!
SumKindaMunster · 51-55, M
Why do these guys always look surprised in their photos? Did they not expect the camera to go off?
Alessa · 18-21, F
@SumKindaMunster He kind of looks a little grumpy.
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
This guy needs his head dunked in the toilet
Coralmist · 41-45, F
I guess I am young enough ?? (42) and the only thing is, I am Really shy about phone, so this might be considered 'games' 😭. I was close. 😶
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Coralmist come on down. It might turn around and come back
akindheart · 61-69, F
yeah right..creepy dude
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@akindheart I know, I saw. The damage was devastating.
akindheart · 61-69, F
@samueltyler2 i was shocked to see how bad it was and the power it had.
samueltyler2 · 80-89, M
@akindheart I have only witnessed a tornado once, I saw it in the distance from a highway. It is awesome. My friend in Tampa lost some stuff, and had to have his walls cut out above where the water level rose to. Luckily the city did not get a full on direct hit.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
I would rather seek shelter in a ditch,thanks anyway.🫤
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@Justmeraeagain oh I see! You didn't like the idea of two women huh
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
@Donotfolowme That and I don't like the part where they find my dead body in the trunk.
Who'd in their right mind take up that offer?
Who'd in their right mind take up that offer?
SatanBurger · 36-40, FVIP
Lmfao well that was a creative way to try and get laid 😂
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@SatanBurger with two at once since it's flooding
Thrust · 56-60, M
This is old. We were passing this all around work during a previous hurricane 😁
Ynotisay · M
You definitely want to ride out a "hericane' with him.
Alessa · 18-21, F
Wow he is soo honest but no.
Morvoren · F
Jesus
Pretzel · 61-69, M
Eeeek
Thrust · 56-60, M
Just heard alot of the Rays' Stadium's roof has been ripped off
I'll take my chances with the hurricane
eastcoastcycler · 56-60, M
Move in then take him out first….
OogieBoogie · F
Damn it ....i don't have a phone nuber !
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
Oh welll
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Donotfolowme c'mon. Still have plenty of room
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
@JohnnyNoir he said just one room to spare 🙄
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
@Musicman stay safe
@JohnnyNoir Thank you 🙂
swirlie · 31-35, F
I'm not sure I could live with the kitchen wallpaper though....
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