What useless skill/talent do you possess

I mention this every single time someone asks this question because this is literally the [i] only [/i] talent I have, useless or not. I can lick my elbows and I can bend elbows, fingers and knees backwards. Should I add it to my CV? 🤔

I can still use a slide rule

I can turn wine into water.... Does that count?🤔

I can make stuff come out of long spouts with my mouth, too!

I can shake EXACTLY 2 aspirins out of the bottle every time.

Problem solving. Almost anything! In detail, with numbers.
Good thing nobody in Murka listens to people like me! You can't kill the ecosystem with us talking! Whatever, Murka, whatever!!! Kill on!

I can see that being useful in board meetings...a great little ice breaker😝

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a borderline encyclopaedic knowledge of star wars lore and trivia most of which was declared no longer Canon >:(

I am good in stone skipping. 😛 If it was an Olympic event I'd surely win a medal.

Sometimes I sneeze when the sunlight catches my eyes.

Managing to care to much

I can wiggle my ears and curl my tongue into a tube! 🤣🤣🤣

I can turn my tongue upside down.
Absolutely useless.

Chuckling at inappropriate moments

I can juggle three bottles full of booze. 🤷‍♀️

the talent to piss people off and annoy them.

I juggle

I can make a whole bottle of water disappear in under 5 seconds

At one point I could write with both hands simultaneously. I used to entertain classmates with that ability.

I can drink a pint of beer in less than 3 seconds.

It's not particularly useful, considering that I don't drink any more


🤔 tbf it probably wasn't particulary useful even when I did drink