Do you think it would be okay if I spiked my hawk for work?I live in the middle of nowhere and work at a pretty conservative grocery store. Gotta cover your tats, guys can't have piercings, can't have unnatural hair colors, gotta wear white button up shirts and your belt has to match your shoes type place....See More »
Use predictive text to write your epigraphs: Here lies (your name). (Pronoun) was...Here lies Zero. She was going to be a little late to the party. 😂
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What were you thinking about literally right before reading this question?I was thinking about whether or not mushrooms would taste good in some mac n' cheese, lol.
I once heard a grown man actually pronounce the L's in tortilla in a serious manner.I've never wanted to punch someone in the face so hard before! 😤
Why can I never sleep more than 2-3 hours at a time?!Throughout the night I constantly wake up, I never get a full night's rest and feel so exhausted all the time. Would sleeping pills help me?
There's no better compliment than when someone thinks you're 17 when you're actually about to turn 30.😊
"People want to connect to another human being that's just as messed up and opinionated as they are" - Deadmau5Agree or no?
I need to get out of town for a few days, need a change of scenery, but have nowhere to go.Anyone willing to let me crash on their couch for a weekend? Lol
"Look through these blackened eyes, you'll see ten thousand lies""My lips my promise, but my heart is a whore"
I just want to skip town and become a drifter.But I'll never be able to grow that unkempt and grizzled beard that looks so good on them :(