Ladies!!!

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SW-User Best Comment

but wait there's more! If you order in the next 30 second you'll get a years supply of steak knives for free!!

SW-User

@Zer0Point Hello ma'am can i take your order? Yes! can i have the week long deal that you've advertised? Sure! and I'll upgrade you to the "all you can bonk" package which comes with free sex toys in the unlikely event the guy turns out to be a dud. That will be great, do I get frequent flyer points? No but we'll send you a 25% off voucher for your next order :P ... hey this is fun, I wish this was a real business 😂

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SW-User I think you and I could go a long way in the internet escort business for sure!