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SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:D I'll take it!! 😏 I'ma make him muy bitch..

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SerenitiesScars Perfect! He's so totally into being other people's bitches xD

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

😠 HEY!! That's not very nice to say about him!! I'm sure he's a swellish kind of a great guy somewhere on the inside.. Like deep, deep, down on the inside...

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SerenitiesScars The deeper you go, the closer you get to the colon and I think that's where he resides. ...because he's a big ol pile of poo.

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:( But.. But I like him... :(

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SerenitiesScars I'm not going to judge ...*silently judges you*

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:( *Feels the judgement even though you said you wouldn't..* :( But you're treating me differently now..

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SerenitiesScars I would never! *ever so slightly backs away from you*

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

@Zer0Point :( Take a selfie with me..

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SerenitiesScars 🤔 ...I guess it couldn't hurt. *stops backing away so you can get close*

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:D *Smiles big for the camera!*

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SerenitiesScars Say cheese! 😁

SerenitiesScars · 31-35, M

:D Limburger!!