I just want to skip town and become a drifter.

But I'll never be able to grow that unkempt and grizzled beard that looks so good on them :(

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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

adopt a million feral cats to be your entourage, they'll protect you in your journey.

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@sighmeupforthat That's...not a bad idea. Crazy cat lady and drifter! Can't beat that!

sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

@Zer0Point and feral cats are loyal.. and hit back hard if they see their protector in danger.

SW-User

Take me with you? We can shave mine off and you can wear it.

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@SW-User That's so sweet. I'll only take one side though, I'll share.

SW-User

@Zer0Point you can have the side that grows in best. #friendship

Quizzical · 46-50, M

I'll lend you mine

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@Quizzical You're the best! 😁 I'll have it back in a year.

Quizzical · 46-50, M

@Zer0Point You're right... I have certificates to prove it too!

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@Georgimy im impulsive and feel trapped if I'm in one place for too long lol

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