I just want to skip town and become a drifter.

But I'll never be able to grow that unkempt and grizzled beard that looks so good on them :(

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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

adopt a million feral cats to be your entourage, they'll protect you in your journey.

Zer0Point · 36-40, F

@sighmeupforthat That's...not a bad idea. Crazy cat lady and drifter! Can't beat that!

sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

@Zer0Point and feral cats are loyal.. and hit back hard if they see their protector in danger.