Tablets were replaced by scrolls. Scrolls were replaced by books. Now, we scroll through books on tablets...😵
Me: I hate math.Also me: If I cut my shower to 3 minutes and breakfast to 5, I can hit the 9 minute snooze 3 more times and only be 5 minutes late.
Finally, my bills are washed, laundry is paid, clothes are baking, and dinner is in the dryer. I've got this!
M.A.S.H. was owned by Fox Entertainment, Fox was recently bought out by Disney, that makes Klinger a Disney Princess! 😏
As you can clearly see there is nothing off at all with the royal family. Everyone is perfectly fine. Williams new laser hair treatment is working & there is Nothing to see here.
Imagine if Politicians were selected like jury duty, and the selection process for President was to see which Politician won at a game of -Sleeping Elephants. And you won. What changes would you make?
Ever heard of the saying, "If you sneeze out of nowhere, it's because someone is talking about you"?If you have, do you know where it came from?
I know Chinese food is fantastic, but I'll be damned if they expect me to believe a chicken fried this rice!
Biologist: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs.Other Biologist: Hmmm...Not kinky enough.
Do you like fresh Figs?Should of taken a photo of the figs I bought today. $15 for 2kg. I've already divided them up and froze half.
Does the phrase; "You can't judge a book by its cover." seem absurd to you?Absurd as in we use it more to describe people, then we do books... Cause when I'm on the hunt for a new book the cover most definitely is what gets my attention. Then the blurb on the back tells me if its worth a read. And the only time the cover...See More »
Can you cook bacon rashes in the oven?I am going to cook some chicken schnitzel in the oven, to slice up for a salad. And was wondering if I could do some bacon along with it... So how long would bacon take?
When was the last time you bumped into someone and ended up accidentally lying directly on top of them staring into their eyes?Cause movies make it seem like that sh*t happens all the time, and I'm starting to get annoyed this has never happened to me...
Would you eat fruit off a tree that was growing in somebodies yard?Like a branch is hanging over the footpath? My afternoon walks usually take me to all the fruiting branches like this...😁
Why Mary Poppins has changed its age rating to PG due to ‘discriminatory language’The movies rating has been upgraded due to “discriminatory language” used when describing the Khoekhoe, a group of nomadic herders in South Africa. This is some woke bullshit. Why don't the make another movie like the 'First Grader' which shows how...See More »
My dog has been sitting under the nook of a tree in the corner of the yard staring at the corner for the past hour.Usually he sits at the glass door and stares inside. I used to think he was staring at me. But when I go out there, half the time he ignores me and continues to stare inside. He's creepy like that. And lately his taken to staring into this corner....See More »
Do you have an electric bike? / Do you use the motor to go everywhere or do you use the peddles to?I see too many people on these things using the motor instead of peddling. And some of these fellows really need the exercise... Just saying.
Time to start dinner, silverside, green beans, mashed potato and white sauce on cauliflower or Pizza?