The story behind my name - No I don’t think I’m a ten, I just let a free bar get the better of me. PINNEDA few years ago me and a friend went to a work function in a city we weren’t familiar with in a restaurant we wouldn’t normally be able to afford a starter in. We thought we were arriving fashionably late but it turned out we were the first to arr... See More »
Apparently if guys bump into other random guys, and there’s been beers, they will just greet each other with Trump impersonations.I’ve only been in this beer garden for 20 minutes and between all the giggles all I can hear is “Bomb Iran” “Nobody knows more about it than me” “Venezuela ” “Chhhhinah” “We’re going very well. Our guys are winning everywhere” And they’ll walk... See More »
Could you spend the rest of your life under house arrest, if you were confined to a luxurious mansion or villa?I’d like to give it a try.
Trump clearly wants me to buy an electric car. That’s why the sad prick is making us all pay extra for fuel?Has he bought shares in EV recently by chance?
My husband just reminded me that despite his quiet average Joe appearance, he has the quality to be a hero straight out of some classical myth.He’s definitely getting laid when we get home. 🥰 I know we’re living in an age where people want to discard gender roles, but when my husband does his man thing, I get the giggles and want to jump on him.
Fitness watches are just expensive Tamagotchis, and the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is yourself. (1)
What do you make of people here who just post news stories?Do they nothing to say about their own lives? And why do I need their tilt on the news when I can get if for myself?
I’m so sick of schools closing because of a light dusting of snow. Do they not understand parents still have to work?Blame culture has made everyone so afraid of being sued that that won’t be sensible about these things.
Are you in the Christmas mood yet?I’ve almost finishing shipping, so I’m in no hurry so I’ve got line to sing doing to the festive tunes and enjoy the build up,
