I Often Wonder What My Cat Is Thinking [Cats]My cat can really shake his booty. Every time he jumps up in my lap he starts swishing his tail in my face. I discovered that if I hold onto his tail so he can't slap me in the face with it then his butt starts swishing while his tail stays...See More ยป
If the opposite of pro is con then is the opposite of progress congress?It's a question of thought and think about it.
Do I have the devil in me?I've been driving my cat insane for the last hour. Kicked back in my recliner with a laser pointer pointing it all over the walls and ceiling. He even climbed up on the piano and jumped for it on the ceiling.
I Have Something Random To SayThere he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with... "Rings on her fingers and Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
There is a knock at the door. You open the door and find two armed policemen with a warrant for your arrest. What are you going to be charged with?
