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Eli416
31-35, M
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Days Active
3 Mths Active
Groups
50 Groups
Stories
20 Stories
I'm a loner with a pretty boring life. I will always help someone in need.
What becomes of the broken hearted?
31-35, M
11 replies
13 views
11 hrs ago
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Life
If the opposite of pro is con then is the opposite of progress congress?
It's a question of thought and think about it.
31-35, M
3 replies
10 views
Nov 21, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless watermelon?
31-35, M
10 replies
23 views
Nov 16, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
What disease was bacon cured of?
31-35, M
4 replies
10 views
Oct 26, 2017
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Food
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
It's a mystery of thought and think about it.
31-35, M
2 replies
4 views
Oct 10, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
What are chicken fingers?
I've only seen claws on chickens.
31-35, M
5 replies
7 views
Oct 10, 2017
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Food
Why is the sky blue?
31-35, M
10 replies
23 views
Oct 3, 2017
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Science & Technology
Where's the beef?
31-35, M
3 replies
5 views
Sep 5, 2017
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Food
Do I have the devil in me?
I've been driving my cat insane for the last hour. Kicked back in my recliner with a laser pointer pointing it all over the walls and ceiling. He even climbed up on the piano and jumped for it on the ceiling.
31-35, M
3 replies
7 views
Aug 25, 2017
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Pets, Animals & Nature
Why does my cat immediately stick his butt in my face every time he jumps up into my lap?
31-35, M
12 replies
22 views
Aug 9, 2017
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Pets, Animals & Nature
I Have Something Random To Say
There he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with... "Rings on her fingers and Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
31-35, M
2 replies
4 views
Aug 3, 2017
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
31-35, M
6 replies
11 views
Jul 22, 2017
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Music
I Love Movie Quotes
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!
31-35, M
2 replies
4 views
Jul 18, 2017
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I Love Films
But ya are Blanch, ya are.
31-35, M
0 replies
0 views
Jul 18, 2017
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I Have Something to Say
The Dude abides.
31-35, M
1 reply
1 views
Jul 18, 2017
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Anyone know Buffalo Bill?
He's really strange. He keeps saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin".
31-35, M
4 replies
7 views
Jul 11, 2017
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Movies & TV
There is a knock at the door. You open the door and find two armed policemen with a warrant for your arrest. What are you going to be charged with?
31-35, M
20 replies
52 views
Jul 6, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
A movie is being made about your life. What is the title and what actor plays the role of you.
31-35, M
4 replies
10 views
Jul 5, 2017
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Life
Last night I had a crazy dream about a chick in a black bikini
31-35, M
9 replies
10 views
Jul 4, 2017
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Music
If you could be any person in history for one day, who would it be?
31-35, M
8 replies
11 views
Jun 30, 2017
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Miscellaneous
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