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31-35, M
United States
79 views · 4 followers · Online: Weeks ago (date?)
I'm a loner with a pretty boring life. I will always help someone in need.
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1st Week of SW
Days Active
3 Mths Active
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50 Groups
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20 Stories
I Often Wonder What My Cat Is Thinking
My cat can really shake his booty. Every time he jumps up in my lap he starts swishing his tail in my face. I discovered that if I hold onto his tail so he can't slap me in the face with it then his butt starts swishing while his tail stays stat...
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May 17, 2018
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What terrifies you the most?
31-35, M
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16 replies
25 views
Mar 2, 2018
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
Do you like pina coladas?
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6 replies
15 views
Feb 24, 2018
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Music
I Like a Good Quote
The Dude abides
31-35, M
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Feb 23, 2018
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What becomes of the broken hearted?
31-35, M
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Jan 16, 2018
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Life
If the opposite of pro is con then is the opposite of progress congress?
It's a question of thought and think about it.
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3 replies
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Nov 21, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
Where do they get the seeds to grow seedless watermelon?
31-35, M
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10 replies
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Nov 16, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
What disease was bacon cured of?
31-35, M
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Oct 26, 2017
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Food
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
It's a mystery of thought and think about it.
31-35, M
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Oct 10, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
What are chicken fingers?
I've only seen claws on chickens.
31-35, M
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5 replies
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Oct 10, 2017
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Food
Why is the sky blue?
31-35, M
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10 replies
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Oct 3, 2017
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Science & Technology
Where's the beef?
31-35, M
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3 replies
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Sep 5, 2017
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Food
Do I have the devil in me?
I've been driving my cat insane for the last hour. Kicked back in my recliner with a laser pointer pointing it all over the walls and ceiling. He even climbed up on the piano and jumped for it on the ceiling.
31-35, M
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Aug 25, 2017
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Pets, Animals & Nature
Why does my cat immediately stick his butt in my face every time he jumps up into my lap?
31-35, M
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12 replies
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Aug 9, 2017
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Pets, Animals & Nature
I Have Something Random To Say
There he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with... "Rings on her fingers and Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
31-35, M
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Aug 3, 2017
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
31-35, M
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6 replies
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Jul 22, 2017
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Music
I Love Movie Quotes
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!
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Jul 18, 2017
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I Love Films
But ya are Blanch, ya are.
31-35, M
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Jul 18, 2017
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I Have Something to Say
The Dude abides.
31-35, M
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Jul 18, 2017
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Anyone know Buffalo Bill?
He's really strange. He keeps saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin".
31-35, M
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Jul 11, 2017
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Movies & TV
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