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Eli416
31-35, M
United States
Join Time
1st Week of SW
Days Active
3 Mths Active
Groups
25 Groups
Stories
5 Stories
I'm a loner with a pretty boring life. I will always help someone in need.
Where's the beef?
31-35, M
3 replies
5 views
Sep 5, 2017
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Food
Do I have the devil in me?
I've been driving my cat insane for the last hour. Kicked back in my recliner with a laser pointer pointing it all over the walls and ceiling. He even climbed up on the piano and jumped for it on the ceiling.
31-35, M
3 replies
7 views
Aug 25, 2017
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Pets, Animals & Nature
Why does my cat immediately stick his butt in my face every time he jumps up into my lap?
31-35, M
12 replies
22 views
Aug 9, 2017
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Pets, Animals & Nature
I Have Something Random To Say
There he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with... "Rings on her fingers and Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
31-35, M
2 replies
4 views
Aug 3, 2017
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Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
31-35, M
6 replies
11 views
Jul 22, 2017
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Music
I Love Movie Quotes
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night!
31-35, M
2 replies
4 views
Jul 18, 2017
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I Love Films
But ya are Blanch, ya are.
31-35, M
0 replies
0 views
Jul 18, 2017
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I Have Something to Say
The Dude abides.
31-35, M
1 reply
1 views
Jul 18, 2017
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Anyone know Buffalo Bill?
He's really strange. He keeps saying "It rubs the lotion on its skin".
31-35, M
4 replies
7 views
Jul 11, 2017
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Movies & TV
There is a knock at the door. You open the door and find two armed policemen with a warrant for your arrest. What are you going to be charged with?
31-35, M
20 replies
52 views
Jul 6, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
A movie is being made about your life. What is the title and what actor plays the role of you.
31-35, M
4 replies
10 views
Jul 5, 2017
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Life
Last night I had a crazy dream about a chick in a black bikini
31-35, M
9 replies
10 views
Jul 4, 2017
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Music
If you could be any person in history for one day, who would it be?
31-35, M
8 replies
11 views
Jun 30, 2017
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Miscellaneous
Would you rather go back in time to meet your deceased ancestors who died before you were born or go to the future and meet your descendants who will?
31-35, M
11 replies
18 views
Jun 16, 2017
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Life
What is your greatest fear?
31-35, M
5 replies
14 views
Mar 14, 2017
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Personal, Thoughts & Feelings
I Like a Good Quote
You have two choices for dinner tonight. Take it or leave it. -something my mother used to tell me whenever I complained about what she cooked for dinner.
31-35, M
7 replies
14 views
Apr 28, 2016
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I Like a Good Quote
A framed print in my office reads: Those who do not believe the dead can return to life should see this place at quitting time.
31-35, M
0 replies
4 views
Apr 28, 2016
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I Will Tell You 10 Things About Me
1. I am a loner. 2. My catholic faith is very important to me. 3. I have never been married. 4. I love bacon and consider it one of the major food groups. 5. I enjoy watching children's movies. 6. I will give someone in need my last dime ev...
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31-35, M
1 reply
8 views
Apr 28, 2016
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I Want to Make Friends
I want to reconnect with my old EP friends and make some new friends. My username at EP was elijarock.
31-35, M
0 replies
2 views
Apr 27, 2016
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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor
There are so few who can truly appreciate my sense of humor.
31-35, M
1 reply
5 views
Apr 27, 2016
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