I Often Wonder What My Cat Is Thinking [Cats]My cat can really shake his booty. Every time he jumps up in my lap he starts swishing his tail in my face. I discovered that if I hold onto his tail so he can't slap me in the face with it then his butt starts swishing while his tail stays... See More »
If the opposite of pro is con then is the opposite of progress congress?It's a question of thought and think about it.
Do I have the devil in me?I've been driving my cat insane for the last hour. Kicked back in my recliner with a laser pointer pointing it all over the walls and ceiling. He even climbed up on the piano and jumped for it on the ceiling.
I Have Something Random To SayThere he saw Fatima layin' on a zebra skin rug with... "Rings on her fingers and Bells on her toes and a bone in her nose ho, ho."
There is a knock at the door. You open the door and find two armed policemen with a warrant for your arrest. What are you going to be charged with?
