There is a knock at the door. You open the door and find two armed policemen with a warrant for your arrest. What are you going to be charged with?

this is one of those questions noone should answer.

Failure to register deadly good looks

Sucking too much dick

250 counts of pure awesomeness! Then 115 counts of first degree murder.

I had a tiny microscopic speck of marijuana! This horrid and utter terrible and unforgivable sin might just cost me my life. I might just be shot on sight for even uttering the word! It's absolutely unacceptable behavior. God damb it kill all those pot heads kill them I say make an example of them all!

Exposing the truth to the people about corruption in the world that the governments getaway with. But in that case they'll most likely shoot me on sight lol.

Some false accusation. I swear I did not do it. I was home on SW's what it happened.

They'll be looking for somebody else.

Violation of cat bylaw. Don't laugh it happened.

Tell them they have the wrong house

Probably racketeering.

Ummmm.. Jaywalking lol 😁

If they're armed I'd assume swat or some shit would be there too so I'd probably say drug /alcohol trafficking

I'm being framed, no question about it.

Probably murder.

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Public indecency!

Smuggling

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