Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

🎼If your mother says don't chew it, do you swallow it in spite ?🎶

if tin whistles are made of tin, whadda they make foghorns out of?

No, because I swallow it ....Duuuuurrr

Can you catch it on your tonsils,
Can you heave it left & right?

Yuck