Unexpected diagnosisMy doctor just told me I’m colourblind. The diagnosis came straight out of the (1)
This joke is cheesyDid you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Psychic escapeWhat do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium atlarge.
Good adviceNever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.
Story of a bad dogI had a dog once. His name was Minton. One day he started bringing home shuttlecocks, so I said “BAD MINTON!”
