This joke is cheesyDid you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie.
Psychic escapeWhat do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium atlarge.
Good adviceNever criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes.
Story of a bad dogI had a dog once. His name was Minton. One day he started bringing home shuttlecocks, so I said “BAD MINTON!”