Monkeys Playing FootballI said to my doctor "Can you help? Every night, I dream about monkeys playing football. It's all l ever dream about. Every night, monkeys playing football" The doctor said "That's odd. Here's some tablets, they'll stop the dreams. Start taking them... See More »
Congratulations to President Trump for winning the FIFA Club World Cup!He really left it all on the pitch, that's for sure. Chelsea had no idea what hit them!
Gees football is so effing boring… it’s just people running around kicking a ball…If you’re lucky you get 3 seconds of action of a nice goal… 3 seconds in 90 minutes!!! What a bore…
The Better Craftsperson #4. John CharltonMeeting "Jack" Charlton in person at his hometown of Ashington's own Tesco Supermarket was one of thé highlights of my quite ordinary life. I found the "longfellow" at the back looking through some beer bottles to buy. His height was so very... See More » (1)
