From the planet Cerebella comes a colossal creation. Stand back for the big, and the brainy. Let's give it up for the B2 Brawler!Taste the adrenaline as contestants face off against our four-armed bandit. No living creature is a match for this machine. Watch six tonnes of carbonox alloy hunt for its prey. There's no consolation prize because this bad boy is programmed to show...See More »
Apparently I have to say this but not every headscarf is a hijab.I wear headscarves in the winter to keep my ears and neck warm. I'm not a Muslim. I'm so sick of terrorist jokes or questions about Shariah Law because I don't wanna be cold.
Early in the morning, rising to the street, light me up that cigarette and I strap shoes on my feet...Anybody know what I have to find?
Is it true that people are strange when you're a stranger? Do faces look ugly when you're alone?Do women seem wicked when you're unwanted?
While on the road to sweet Athy, a stick in the hand, a drop in the eye, a doleful damsel unheard cry...
Anyone remember the "Chao" creatures from Sonic Adventure? For some reason I had an obsessive hatred of those things when I was like 13.
I just found out that Charlie Chaplin was part Gypsy. I have never felt so vindicated in my entire life.And before you go calling me pathetic, yes. That is exactly how bad we have it that just knowing a celebrity shares racial background with us makes a big difference.
You ever find out someone's full name and it surprises you?I've had a friend for over twelve years who calls herself Andi, and I always assumed it was short for Andrea. I saw her driving license today and found out her real name is actually Andromeda.
They say you either die as a Spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward, and yet here I am having just been Patrick my whole life.
The Venga Bus is coming, and everybody's jumping, New York to San Francisco, the interstate free discoMe and the boys on our way to Six Flags be like
Well I don't know if it's the or twelve, I don't know if I'm in heaven or hell...Voodoo man you got me under your spell
"We now gazed at the most wondrous phenomenon which the secret seas have hitherto revealed to mankind.""A vast pulpy mass, furlongs in length and breadth, of a glancing cream color, lay floating on the water, innumerable long arms radiating from its center, and curling and twisting like a nest of anacondas, as if blindly to catch at any hapless object...See More »
"I could no longer doubt the doom prepared for me by monkish ingenuity in torture.""My cognizance of the pit had become known to the inquisitorial agents - the pit, whose horrors had been destined for so bold a recusant as myself."
And you're sitting on a gold mine, shooting up the whole time, cleaning up the refuse of your plaid shirt and coke line...
I went to Six Flags today and got to ride the super-intense new "Maxxforce"and "Goliath" roller coasters.Well I guess Goliath isn't new cos it debuted in 2014 but it was new to me. Maxxforce only has been around since 2019 though.
SO IN THE MORNING, PLEASE DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME, BECAUSE I'LL ONLY KICK YOU OUT OF THE DOORSTAY WITH ME, STAY WITH ME...
It took me until right now to realize that YFU pronounces her name as "why-fu" because it's supposed to sound like waifu."Fit one, fit two, fit three, see? YFU run this real easy."