They say you either die as a Spongebob or live long enough to see yourself become Squidward, and yet here I am having just been Patrick my whole life.

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Roflcash4 · 22-25, M Best Comment

I've met plenty of Mr. Krabs's in my life as well lmao

Shipwrecked · 46-50, M

"...is mayonnaise an instrument...?"

SW-User

Can I be pearl ? 🙂

CrustyDDingus · 36-40, M

[quote]What doesn't kill you, usually succeeds in the second attempt.[/quote] 🦀

empanadas · 31-35, M

Im low key Mr Krabs ngl

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