I'm gonna make a new account soon. I won't delete this one cos it has so many posts and replies and messages though.But I'm gonna make a new one probably this weekend and I'll add all my friends back.
So the USDA has been specifically instructed by their political superiors to not use the phrases "climate change" or "global warming."What little snowflakes the current powers that be are. "Oh my goodness, we're triggered by the mention of climate change! Ban it from being used!"
I honestly thing Lil Yachty has the dumbest name of any current rapper.Although Lil Uzi Vert comes pretty close too because that's retarded.
But everybody's gone, and I've been here for too long, to face this on my own, I guess this is growing up.Dammit
Everyone made fun of Luke for overdressing until it started pouring rain lolHe wore jeans, a leather jacket, and boots to the fest today even though the temperature was in the 90's and everyone was teasing him saying he was gonna be way too hot. Then a huge thunderstorm came through and he was the only one who stayed dry,...See More »
So I discovered that the checkout girl at Walgreen's has a crush on me.I'm not sure how I feel about this.
"Your boots look like shǐt." Yeah that's probably cos they spend so much time in contact with other people's ǎsses.👢🖕
Why do coins smell funny after you touch them?They never have an odor before handling them, but once you grab them or touch them, they have that weird metallic scent.
They always say never to bring a knife to a gunfight. But the Vietcong brought sticks and stones to a gunfight, and they won.
God I hate the word "bureau" and forms of it like "bureaucracy." I can never remember how to spell it correctly.I always need spell check's help or Googling it to get it right.
Who do you think was the smartest person ever?Names that come to mind for me are Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Sir Isaac Newton, Rene Descartes, Marie Curie, Johannes Kepler, Immanuel Kant, Alexander Von Humboldt, and Leonardo Da Vinci.
So one of my friends figured out that I look uncannily similar to the YouTube user Shoe0nHead and now people have turned it into a running joke.You guys crack me up 😂
I love it when something breaks and I manage to fix it using some random household object. I feel like such a genius.The flapper in my toilet broke because the plastic ribbon that is connected to the flush handle snapped off, so I took the laces out of an old shoe and tied it off around the rubber valve, and now it works flawlessly. I'm so proud of myself.
I was walking down the alley in the middle of the night and I found a random sofa sitting there. I decided to chill on it.So I spent like half an hour laying on someone's discarded sofa in the alley behind a nightclub with my feet up, listening to music and drinking pineapple soda at 1:00 in the morning. A lot of people looked at me like I was a crazy person.
If you had to sum up my entire personality with one piece of music, it would be "Eruption" by Van Halen.
Is Ann Coulter mentally retarded?I was listening to Ann Coulter debating legality of marijuana. Her argument for the reason why cannabis should be illegal and why alcohol should be legal is because "nobody drinks just to get buzzed, but people only smoke weed to get high." She also...See More »
Although I hate Lacsar and he hates me back, he said something I overwhelming agree with: DETROIT SUCKS.I hate Detroit. So god damn much. You don't even know how much I hate Detroit.
The best bass guitar solo in music history. No bass player has managed to live up to what Matt Freeman did in those 12 seconds (1:00 to 1:12)
Seriously, Sarah? Did you HAVE to eat the entire pint of Bob Marley ice cream?Ya just had to choose the only flavor that I got the last one of at the store. They had plenty of the Stephen Colbert flavor, and plenty of the Jimmy Fallon flavor, but you had to eat all the Bob Marley flavor because they didn't have any left after...See More »
I love Ken Ham. He's been driving thousands of people to atheism year after year. [Spirituality & Religion]Well done, Ken. You're doing God's work. Oh...actually, poor choice of words.