I was walking down the alley in the middle of the night and I found a random sofa sitting there. I decided to chill on it.

@Andrew19EightyFive Oh I saw that on a thug life video compilation one time!

@Pfuzylogic Yeah that occurred to me later...

@BlueMetalChick Sorry that happened. The bedbug plague keeps me away or I would be just as casual.

@Pfuzylogic Thankfully my own mattress at home is incapable of carrying bedbugs because it's a gel mattress. And I take a shower before bed every single night.

@BlueMetalChick I kind of wish I could see that. Also, I don't know who Natasha is.

@SW-User My sister's best friend, and therefore one of my close friends.

@BlueMetalChick Oh ok, that makes sense.

@Jackaloftheazuresand True enough 😎

@Mandalorian I'm an urban rat, what can I say.

@BlueMetalChick 😂😂😂

@SW-User This is why I need to live in a big city. I love vacationing in the countryside or on an island or somewhere remote but I can only do it for a little while. I need mazes of streets, back alleys to slither down at night, subway tunnels to lurk in, fire escapes to climb and businesses open 24 hours, traffic and noise and dense populations of people.

@BlueMetalChick hmmm ....errr so how do you know cat urine tastes bad if you never tried it..? And so how would you know alcohol tastes like those and horrible if you never tried it? Marshy is confused... 🤔

@Madelenie I've never actually tasted cat urine but you know how sometimes if you smell something, you can kind of taste it too? Because sense of taste is directly reliant on sense of smell, sometimes you can almost taste things by smelling them.

What do you mean how would I know how alcohol tastes if I've never tried it? When did I say I've never tried it? I specifically know how awful alcohol [i]because[/i] I've tried it. And everything about it is awful. It's unhealthy, it tastes bad, it's expensive, and it makes you feel like shit.

@BlueMetalChick Okie okie you're right, don't be mad blueblue... ┬┴┤ʖ̯◕)

@bearinthebigbluehouse Dangerous? How is that dangerous? In a heavily populated area with low crime rates?

@BlueMetalChick Anything can happen... Most niggas round my parts ain't one for mugging but.... There are those occasions.. ┬┴┬┴┤•ᴥ•ʔ/