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Does anyone want free VIP....You have to be as attractive as my hirsute girlfriend (posted below), post a photo an I will make a decision

She is a gorgeous redhead, please see below.

Isn't it strange when the old movies became reality. Inner Space, a movie that sent a submarine into someone's body is now reality after the COVID

and other vaccines. I know that these little submarine's have affected my thinking process, just yesterday I was arrested for urinating in the water fountain in Hyde Park and running around with no trousers on. I tried to explain to the officers...

What do you think are the main conspiracies that are going on and have been going on in the World today?

WARNING! Ghost story, please do not read if you have a weak disposition. As a expert Creation Scientist I have been studying 'poltergoosts' for many

years. Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found that I was being followed by a poltergoost. I recently bought a new car and decided to take it for a spin. I invited my next door neighbour to come with me for a drive and a...

What was the first swearword you ever learned, and which was/is your favourite?

The days of the good Samaritan are over. It was a beautiful sunny day here today and a lot of people took advantage and hung their washing out to dry

I noticed that the lovely 50 something lady next door doing just that then heading out to the shops. You can imagine my horror when I heard the weatherman on the radio saying that we may have shower sometime over the next 2 days. Well, clearly I...

I was in a chip shop and could not decide on fish and chips or a pie supper. The chap in charge asked if he could help with my vacillations, what a

bloody cheek. I simply told him that vacillation might be ok for some people but my wife and I wanted a large family. Chip shop people tend to be quite nosey these days.

Is the Earth older than 6000 years old. Well some scientists maintain that it is but in the discipline of Creation Science

We look at creation scientific theory and FACTS! Think about how much water you drink and how much air you breathe, then think about how much water animals and fish drink and the air they breath...Why have we not run out of water and air? Old...

Flat Earth and the absolute truth. Most scientists are divided on the shape of the Earth, some think it is flat while others think it is a globe.

There are no confirmed numbers but as a creation scientist I surmise it is probably 50/50. So what do we know? Well we have pictures of the Sun, moon and Earth but these are not photos, all satellite photos have been painted by the 10,000 artists...

I didn't fart, that was my shoes squeaking.

Planets, proof of the global flood. We all know that planets such as the Sun and the Moon are spherical and this proves the global flood beyond doubt

While science is divided on the shape of the Earth the reason that the Sun and the Moon are spherical is because they had global floods which turned them from flat into spheres by rounding them off using the flood waters. So you may ask, why do so...

According to 'neo' scientists the so called 'dinosaurs' were birds. Indeed, famous scientists such as Richard Hawking's is saying that 6000 years ago,

when life on Earth began it was populated by giant birds and some of these 'learned men of science' are even saying that these 'dinosaurs' had feathers. Isn't it strange that they roll around laughing when Creation Scientists explain that, 6000...

We know that the cave men of 6000 years ago were 'cannonballs' (this is the scientific name for people who eat each other)

they did not care about science and the arts. If it was not for the introduction of religion would we still be like this?

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!

Sausages are also suspect.

Sometimes the World comes together for the better. In 1990 Sodden Hessian invaded Kuwait to steal the oil

The World stood helpless, if it was not for President Nixon who went to the Middle East and spoke to their leaders and famously, stood on a ladder and said 'Mrs Merkel, tear down this wall'. After that there was World peace. As a Creation Scientist...

Last year I married a 'ready made family' but I feel a mistake may have been made. My two step sons will not work nor want, they refuse to get jobs

and rely on their mother (my wife) for everything. Recently my wife had to give up 2 of her jobs as she was giving birth to the twins but she has managed to work the other two jobs from home. Because of this I feel the older sons could be doing...

Did dinosaurs exist or are we being lied to by NASA and big pharma? We are told that, 6000 years ago when the World began the surface was covered by

these terrible creatures. It does seem strange that there are few records of these beasts yet we have records of other global occurrences such as the great flood etc. Evidence is really the choking gun for the people that believe in dinosaurs as...

Neo science Vs Creation science. Neo scientists claim that all feelings are created in the 'brian' and the heart only functions as a pump.

Well, how can this be true? As a creation scientist I am aware that the brian is the biggest muscle in the body but the heart is not just a pump. When you have feelings the sensations occur in the chest which is where the heart is. How can people...

Dinosaurs, true or false? Well, most of you would have eaten a dinosaur for your dinner yesterday as a turkey is a dinosaur.

The fact is that all life on Earth has been shrinking, 6000 years ago when life began humans and animals are much bigger. Humans stood over 600 feet tall at this time and birds, such as the turkey stood at 100 feet tall. If you look at the skeleton...

5G Microwaves and the Vaccine cooked the Christmas turkey. While this may seem very convenient there are worrying connotations.

It is a tradition that I always cook the traditional Christmas roast, I put it in the fridge and was looking forward to cooking and presenting it to my family the next day. Well, on Christmas morning I was flabbergasted to find that...sorry, this is...

Is there a 'right' religion...if so which one is the right one, and does that mean that all the others are false?

While driving today I encountered some road rage. I was flabbergasted. There was a working class fellow in front of me and he would not move to let

me through in the busy traffic. This urchin came out of his automobile and started to argue that I should wait my turn. What has happened to the World? Surely there should be some law that ensures working class people should pull over for we...

Why does the 'man' insist on giving objects names such as 'traffic cones' and then get annoyed when you try to eat them?

When President Trump takes command of the World next year will he reverse 5G, the Vax and make sure that the flat Earth is incorporated into the

school science curriculum. The World needs a man like this.

Flat Earth Proof (if proof were needed). Why does the 'man' make airports on 'flat land' that has to be level? Surely if the Earth was a globe then

they could build them at the top of the curve so that the planes could simply roll down the runway without using fuel. Also, when landing the aircraft could simply land at the bottom of the curve (which would mean they are landing uphill), this...

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