WARNING! Ghost story, please do not read if you have a weak disposition. As a expert Creation Scientist I have been studying 'poltergoosts' for many
years. Well, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I found that I was being followed by a poltergoost. I recently bought a new car and decided to take it for a spin.
I invited my next door neighbour to come with me for a drive and a meal at a nice restaurant and she kindly agreed, (this was a watershed moment after the unpleasantness with the washing line [please see previous post).
The drive was uneventful and we drove to the restaurant and sat for our expensive meal. The meal was fantastic and after some small talk I excused myself to go to the toilet, it was then that the horror began.
As I went through the door into the corridor that led to the toilet...Sorry...this is scary, well...The lights came on by themselves. As a creation scientist I was not too scared at this point so I ventured forward, I went into the toilet and, once again the lights came on by themselves. I went to the urinal and did my business and I was flabbergasted when the urinal flushed itself. I was stricken by fear, I ran from the toilet through the corridor and with lights coming on every time I entered. I was terrified, I hesitated when I passed my date but thought to myself 'her welfare must come first' and I did not want the poltergoost to possess her as it did me so I ran past her and into my car.
There was a light rain and it was dark and I was astounded to find that, as soon as I started the engine the lights came on as did the windscreen wipers...clearly I was possessed.
Apologies, I am aware of the TDLR rule but this must be broadcasted.
Anyway, I returned home and looked through the research I had carried out in the past to see if I could rid myself of this demon, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I heard a knock at the door. Fearing it was the poltergoost I dived under the bed only to find, when I stuck my head out that I was surrounded by the police, the restaurant owner and my date.
They were accusing me of doing a 'dine and dash' and running away from the restaurant in order to avoid paying for the bill. Well, I was back affronted and my explanations of the poltergoost fell on deaf ears.
My date said I did not have to do what I did as she would have paid but I knew this was not true as I went through her handbag when she previously went to the toilet and she had no money. However, that is inconsequential, I am now being forced to wash dishes in the restaurant to pay the bill.
I know you will support me and my actions, advice needed.
Thank you for your support,
I invited my next door neighbour to come with me for a drive and a meal at a nice restaurant and she kindly agreed, (this was a watershed moment after the unpleasantness with the washing line [please see previous post).
The drive was uneventful and we drove to the restaurant and sat for our expensive meal. The meal was fantastic and after some small talk I excused myself to go to the toilet, it was then that the horror began.
As I went through the door into the corridor that led to the toilet...Sorry...this is scary, well...The lights came on by themselves. As a creation scientist I was not too scared at this point so I ventured forward, I went into the toilet and, once again the lights came on by themselves. I went to the urinal and did my business and I was flabbergasted when the urinal flushed itself. I was stricken by fear, I ran from the toilet through the corridor and with lights coming on every time I entered. I was terrified, I hesitated when I passed my date but thought to myself 'her welfare must come first' and I did not want the poltergoost to possess her as it did me so I ran past her and into my car.
There was a light rain and it was dark and I was astounded to find that, as soon as I started the engine the lights came on as did the windscreen wipers...clearly I was possessed.
Apologies, I am aware of the TDLR rule but this must be broadcasted.
Anyway, I returned home and looked through the research I had carried out in the past to see if I could rid myself of this demon, you could have knocked me over with a feather when I heard a knock at the door. Fearing it was the poltergoost I dived under the bed only to find, when I stuck my head out that I was surrounded by the police, the restaurant owner and my date.
They were accusing me of doing a 'dine and dash' and running away from the restaurant in order to avoid paying for the bill. Well, I was back affronted and my explanations of the poltergoost fell on deaf ears.
My date said I did not have to do what I did as she would have paid but I knew this was not true as I went through her handbag when she previously went to the toilet and she had no money. However, that is inconsequential, I am now being forced to wash dishes in the restaurant to pay the bill.
I know you will support me and my actions, advice needed.
Thank you for your support,
56-60, M
