Does anyone want free VIP....You have to be as attractive as my hirsute girlfriend (posted below), post a photo an I will make a decision

@AntisocialTroll Beautiful little thing...However, may turn in to a 'drop bear' so will have to hold back VIP on this occasion.

@MsSwan Tempting Ma'am but no facial hair and not eating grass in the Highlands.

@MsSwan On the toilet again I see

@Justenjoyit Oh dear, good point Sir, @MsSwan I think prunes might be efficacious on this occasion.

@Jemimapuddleduck Ma'am...Very tempting but I feel you could have made the effort to brush your hair. Sorry, no VIP this time round.

@Montanaman Very beautiful but sadly no moustache.

@Madmonk I am sorry old chap, farting is accepted but dental hygiene might be a subject you broach with this fine young lady.

@Carissimi Indeed, I do not think any of us could. I would say 'Majestic'.

Absolutely! That’s a much better adjective. @AndysAttic

@AndysAttic A free trip to Skegness? Or a drive-thru at the Elvis chapel in Vegas?

@hunkalove I am swinging towards Vegas Sir.

@AndysAttic Just like all the rest.

@Egg01 And mine also Ma'am...A true princess of the Glen.

@DrWatson Sorry to hear that Sir.

@Justenjoyit Err...Well Sir this is a very good effort, unfortunately...well, unfortunately I have given it to someone else for the moment. Sorry just moving out of the way. Have a great Wednesday,, Hump da...never mind.