Seriously? I write a genuinely interesting and funny story and you all don't comment?!!? But some asshole asks if his wifes ass is fat and he gets about fifty answeres?!!? Smh...
That is the triteness of sites like these. So many people do not even attempt to read what they call, " A wall of words " which is anything over two sentences. Their attention span is low so you would be more successful posing a question such as, " What colour socks are you wearing right now " ? Personally I sometimes post longish stories simply to put my experiences out there. Does not matter if there are very few views/comments.
@Gusman i get that. legit. but if i'm going to take the emotional energy to spill my guts i at least want somebody to squick them between their toes...
That is why Donald Trump won fair and square! He always places his context of speech in a format that is understandable to his base and which his most ardent followers can relate to as well. You are merely experiencing now, what Trump learned to master at a young age. Suggest you aim much lower when you are composing a funny story on SW, if you too want a share of those fifty answers!