My daughter said I'm a robotBecause I can't complete the captcha. But there weren't any more bicycles! That shit pisses me off
Holy macaroni-face!It’s sinful, I tell ya! This new job kicks my butt so hard I don’t even have the energy to stay awake to watch hockey!!! I haven’t made it right through even one game for the past two weeks 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ What tires you...See More »
PSA: don’t ever go to the ER with anything stuck up your bum that you can’t get outIn fact just don’t stick anything up your bum. Word about it will quickly spread and nurses will give you a hilarious nickname. True story about a guy who put a yanke candle in you know where.
I don't think she wants to know me any moreI don't know what I did wrong, but I'm sorry. It's probably too late now though, so there's nothing to do but just move on. Should have expected it, really; everyone leaves eventually.