PSA: don’t ever go to the ER with anything stuck up your bum that you can’t get out

In fact just don’t stick anything up your bum. Word about it will quickly spread and nurses will give you a hilarious nickname. True story about a guy who put a yanke candle in you know where.

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mindlessdrifter · M

Even if you love someone, for God's sake, don't shove a bouquet of roses up there either

RenFur · 70-79, M

@mindlessdrifter

LOL - ever heard this joke?

[i]A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.

Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"

His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."

He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"
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