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PSA: don’t ever go to the ER with anything stuck up your bum that you can’t get out

In fact just don’t stick anything up your bum. Word about it will quickly spread and nurses will give you a hilarious nickname. True story about a guy who put a yanke candle in you know where.

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SW-User

Even if you love someone, for God's sake, don't shove a bouquet of roses up there either

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@SW-User

LOL - ever heard this joke?

A man brings some flowers home to his wife. She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the dining table, throws her legs in the air and spreads them.

Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?"

His wife replies, “For the flowers of course."

He thinks for a moment and asks, “Don’t we have a vase?"

SW-User

@SW-User Lol I have heard it before and it is still hilarious

BizSuitStacy · M

A neighbor of mine is a colon/rectal surgeon. He has interesting stories about removing such things.

robb65 · 56-60, M

I hear the proper procedure is to drive to the ER at least 3 counties over and hope no one there knows you.

HatBroski · M

Will a finger count

Jessie407 · 70-79, M

Well that's just common sense!! Always make sure there's at least 4 to 5 inches still outside to grab onto & pull it out!! LOL!

Iwillwait · M

So.. care to explain your Username? 🤨

Puppycat23 · F

@Iwillwait It’s from a Netflix show

Patriot96 · 56-60, C

One New year we had a guy with a fluted champagne goblet up his kiester

Azlotto · M

Lol...Good advice...So far, my bum has been exit only.

Moneyonmymind · 31-35, M

that's a very odd thing to do

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