Is John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt really your name too?

The people always shout it whenever I go out so yeah that's my name 😎

I mean. .. I know it seems kind of unlikely, almost impossible, but this could be true. ..

Why you always calling me out? 😩

Yep, I’m up the same Schmidt creek as you, my namesake friend 🤗

Nah, I'm Henry the VIII, I am.

I changed it to Jacob Jingleheimer. The John Schmidt would not fit on a job application

I just wanted to fit in :(

People call ya jingle for short.
GET IT? short. Wahaha

That song makes me wish it were possible to burn songs

Stop trying to steal my information!

Pronounced "Steve"

Yes, and sometimes Michael Finnigan. Depends on whether I want to fit in or whether the wind blew off the whiskers on me chinnigan.

Do I look like a jonglehelmer schmidt