What happens If I die and have no money or family?So if I die and have no family or money. What happens? Do they just cremate me? Who pays the bill? I have no money.
Was clearing out my old pics and found this gem.being stalked by the Weinermobile. At least 8 years ago because I was in my Isuzu Rodeo. (1)
Have you ever used a whole roll of toilet paper to wipe your butt?I just did and it would not get clean. So I had to take a shower.
This movie quote has been bugging me all day and could not figure out what it was from "Slap and Pickle"Beer Fest! (1)
I have really bad gasAnd launching very greasy farts. I am afraid of launching one too hard. Never trust a fart.
I chew tobacco. Would you still kiss me?Have been chewing since 5th grade and I am 50. I am really good at hiding it too. You would never know I had a dip in. Would you ladies still kiss me with tongue? My exes never had a problem with it.
Who else is drunk? I drank myself sober.Starting Thursday night. Half gallon of Canadian Host, then a 1000ml of the same then a pint of the same and on my last can of a 12 pack of Budweiser. My liver still likes me.
I just took a huge dump and I started sweating.When you take a shit and start to sweat that is not good. I now know what giving birth feels like. It ripped my anus too. There was blood in my stool.
