I am so drunk off my ass I can't even see straight.
Maybe I will go for a drive. Psych. just kidding.
51-55, M
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yellowsnow · 51-55, M
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
These days, I don’t drive when I’m drunk....I’m pretty drumk right now, but I’m just staying inside and drinking more (I’m also naked, and dom;t want to get dressed).
yellowsnow · 51-55, M
@DragonFruit I fell in the bathtub yesterday.
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
@yellowsnow Did that a couple of years ago....got a big bruise near my eye.
yellowsnow · 51-55, M
I ripped my forehead open a few months ago. Went straight into the corner of a wall. Boss on Monday is like are you in a fight club on the weekends? LOL.
yellowsnow · 51-55, M
I need to get back to work. 4 day weekends are brutal. And I am bored as shit on top of it. Happy Labor Day!
yellowsnow · 51-55, M
About ready to walk and drink to the corner store. I need more beer. 
wildbill83 · 41-45, M
🎶 have a drink, have a drive, go out and see what you can find 🎶
FreestyleArt · 31-35, M
Wh[ooooooooooooooo nose sex
yellowsnow · 51-55, M
@FreestyleArt Nose sex? That's a new one.
MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M
No you're not